Jul 12, 2008 02:02
So we'll start this one out by saying What a week. I'm not allowed to disclose anything but really, everything that could possibly happen to people I'm friends with has. okay, not week... 2 weeks... maybe three.
Ok now onto walmart.
About 2 weeks ago, being at a walmart that closed at 10, around 9:50 to buy a tooth brush I was denied sale at an electronics computer unless I bought an electronic. I picked up a dvd and scadadled. Tuesday, I went to my walmart to return it, waited inline for a half hour with people walking in and out just staring at us. Who cares if you're a manager. I have been waiting. Ps you're fat, and the tattoos all over your body.. Look even less feminine painted on your gut.
Ok that paragraph sucked.. but this is the good part.
Tonight my friend Tom and I came to a mutual decision to go to my walmart and buy me a car air freshener.. It's 1 am, it's friday.. We have nothing to do.. Might as well go to Walmart.
This is why I don't shop at walmart... And why I hate the greater majority of people that do. It's uneducated bull shit like this that pisses me off. Well not so much shit, more of like people.
So tom and I, walk in and get to about the outside self scanner.. There's a pallet of something and a cart in my way so I attempt to squeeze between the pallet and a person. The person, some uneducated white male who thought he was all that even though He was probably on welfare and was about 5'6 decided to tell Tom and I to,"get out of my way you fucking fairies."
Since about 6th grade I have never been called, other than playful, or by someone I knew didn't mean it any kind of name. I was really fucking pissed off that some random stranger decided to say that. I didn't catch his face or anything because really, I knew he was ugly from walking in, and why bother looking at ugly people unless you have to ie If he was my cashier.
My quick witted brain though of about 100 things to say back to make him feel stupid, but in the split second that it took for me to think of all that, I then thought Im just going to keep walking with a smile on my face and not let it get to me.
Anyways, Tom turns around to look at the guy and has a smile on his face, because In all seriousness.. Who, other than someone that is a moron, just says something like that to someone. To which Random big bad man said,"don't you fucking smile at me, fairy."
Now at this time His girlfriend is like Mike, stop it. blah blah blah. We just walk away. So we get back to car cleaner and just start cracking up.. Like laughing at this guy that attempted to make us feel bad.. because Like iv'e said about 20 times before, he was ugly, dressed horribly, and was probably on welfare.
So I Laughed at the kid for 10 minutes felt bad on the drive home for 10, and still feel better about myself. I know I'm gay.. Thanks for telling me that. I just got a pedicure today, and I was wearing a pink polo. Go ahead and call me a fairy. but I think our life satisfaction differs greatly.. As does how sucessful we will ultimately be in life.
Hopefully I'll be driving a bmw, and you'll be cleaning my kid's throw up off the school floor<3