Mar 19, 2008 09:06
My boobs itch. SO BAD. I've been scratching and scratching and scratching, and--
AND I'M PRETTY SURE THOSE WEREN'T THERE WHEN I WENT TO BED.
They're fucking huge!! I should probably put a shirt on, huh.
EDIT--HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHI--
I JUST LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND. AND. I AM EZRA. THIS IS EZRA'S BODY. WHY DO I HAVE EZRA'S BODY. WHY. OH MY GOD.
She's going to murder me. I'm going to die. It doesn't matter that she's not here, I'm still going to die.
[ooc: Strike absolutely visible. 8D]
needs a shirt,
curse day-affected,
gonna die,
why am i so itchy,
oh god,
holy gazoongas i've got boobies,
itchy itchy itchy,
this is ezra's body