Texas kid wins WoW tournament...

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...and celebrates with hookers and Halo.

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

I have to admire that sheer level of chutzpah, especially the part where he and his friends passed themselves off as midgets from a traveling circus.