You know what? (Letter post)

[nochenne]

Dear Fellow Liberals,
It is possible to be a Christian and politically liberal at the same time. (Yes, it is. If you don't believe me, see Obama, Barack.) So I would appreciate it if you didn't lump all Christians into the intolerant crazy pile, kthxbye.

Get over yourselves about Rick Warren so the media can stop sensationalizing it to hell. Like it or not, he represents a viewpoint that quite a few people share, and we're not going to change their minds by shutting them out.

Yours in pinko-commie bleeding heart pro-choiceness,
Nochenne

Dear Women's Groups,
The cabinet is fine (even if I'm not totally pleased about all of the choices). Please don't take quantity over quality; I'm confident that the president-elect chose the people he thought were best for the job, regardless of race or gender.
Sincerely,
A Woman (really)

Dear Twilight Fans at My School,
Stop screaming about Edward every five minutes. You're embarrassing me. I'm a Harry Potter megafan, but give me a break. We are not that bad. You guys are like a freaking cult or something.
Truly,
About Ready to Spork My Eyes Out

Dear College Applications,
I hate you.

Dear Christmas,
Why are you taking so long? WHY??!!
Love,
Nochenne