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FSU is officially killian gone bad. that's sad. I didn't think anyone could get any more unintelligent after the math class incident, but apparently I was wrong. almost everyone in my shakespeare class is a junior or senior, they are mostly majoring in English.
myself and one other person in the entire class knew what iambic pentameter was. we then proceeded to spend the next 45 min trying to explain it to the retards.
the teacher made a spelling error. I don't know if I should have corrected him, I feel like an asshole when I do that. but if you are an English teacher I'm pretty sure you are supposed to know how to spell.
the teacher was like "so shakespeare wrote a lot of plays and poems"
and this dumb kid goes "oh, shakespeare was a poet too?"
but like, he was serious. he wasn't trying to be a smartass or anything. he like honestly just happened to have an IQ of -17
and then the teacher put lines up from hamlet on the board. first of all, most everyone has read hamlet. if not, it was still irrelevant cuz you didn't have to know the characters to understand this...this next thing is called common sense.
the teacher points to the King talking and then refers to him as claudius. he has made it quite clear that his name is claudius.
same stupid ass kid AGAIN: "ummm, I have a question. why are you calling him claudius if it's written there as 'KING' "
and the sad thing is the teacher answered all the stupid kids' questions happily. I would have been like get out of my class now you stupid fucking piece of shit. but that's just me.
if the stupidity level in this class doesn't drop by next week I'm going to start making people feel really stupid. it will be the mcnealy incident all over again, except this time I won't get some stupid high school punishment like suspension.
god DAMN I hate this place. the only good that is coming of this is that I am forced to go to the gym all the time because it is the only place people don't piss me off and the only way to get my anger out w/o killing someone. so hopefully I'll have some kind of reverse freshman 15 and lose 15 pounds and then have a really hot body and have all the girls around here hate me some more out of jealousy.
a trip home is needed.
myself and one other person in the entire class knew what iambic pentameter was. we then proceeded to spend the next 45 min trying to explain it to the retards.
the teacher made a spelling error. I don't know if I should have corrected him, I feel like an asshole when I do that. but if you are an English teacher I'm pretty sure you are supposed to know how to spell.
the teacher was like "so shakespeare wrote a lot of plays and poems"
and this dumb kid goes "oh, shakespeare was a poet too?"
but like, he was serious. he wasn't trying to be a smartass or anything. he like honestly just happened to have an IQ of -17
and then the teacher put lines up from hamlet on the board. first of all, most everyone has read hamlet. if not, it was still irrelevant cuz you didn't have to know the characters to understand this...this next thing is called common sense.
the teacher points to the King talking and then refers to him as claudius. he has made it quite clear that his name is claudius.
same stupid ass kid AGAIN: "ummm, I have a question. why are you calling him claudius if it's written there as 'KING' "
and the sad thing is the teacher answered all the stupid kids' questions happily. I would have been like get out of my class now you stupid fucking piece of shit. but that's just me.
if the stupidity level in this class doesn't drop by next week I'm going to start making people feel really stupid. it will be the mcnealy incident all over again, except this time I won't get some stupid high school punishment like suspension.
god DAMN I hate this place. the only good that is coming of this is that I am forced to go to the gym all the time because it is the only place people don't piss me off and the only way to get my anger out w/o killing someone. so hopefully I'll have some kind of reverse freshman 15 and lose 15 pounds and then have a really hot body and have all the girls around here hate me some more out of jealousy.
a trip home is needed.