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today was jessicas birthday, happy birthday. I'm an idiot and fell asleep and missed her birthday dinner tonight, but I'll be at her telly sat. tomorrow is jacob's birthday, happy birthday. sorry, I'm too lazy to sit here and give you all colorful, scrolling birthday things so yeah, it's the thought that counts.
someone spell chanukah...the way w/the H though. I dont know which is correct and someone is spelling it wrong, either aol or the mary kate and ashley calendar company.
piercings 10 and 11 to be added in the near future. sara says I can join hers and mailee's piercing club. hooray.
today mahoney and the class talked about childbirth for like 45 min, and sex. we talked about epidurals(i have no idea how to spell that), enemas, and 9th grade sluts who write notes to their friends with drawings of killian, and x's everywhere in the school where they've had sex. and then mahoney goes "I hardly go to the movies anymore" and the whole class goes "uuuuuuughhh ewwwww, ESPECIALLY sunset place, since you can lift up the arms and whatever, ew" and shes like "uh what are you guys talking about? I'm saying that once you get older you have a life with your kids and husband, and you dont really go out and do the things you do now" and we all are like "oh, I thought you meant you didnt go the movies because too many teenagers have sex there and you dont want to see it" we all are so corrupt and dirty, but it's very true. sunset place movie theaters may be insanely comfortable, and that little thing where the arms go up excites everyone, but wayyy too many people having sex there
jacob wants me to go backpacking with him. no.
mr barnett yelled at me today because I missed his class because I came late to school, and after school he saw me walking to the parking lot, and he goes JORDANNA STOP COMING LATE TO SCHOOL(except he doesnt really yell, it was kind of like, sarcastic) and I walk into his class, all alone, and am like nooo i've only been late like, 3 times. and he's like yeah PLUS 6. so I just bowed my head down and looked up w/my eyes and kind of smiled and gave him the i'm sorry, let's fuck look. and so he just sighed and said jordanna...and i smiled and walked out. I cant wait for the epcot trip w/him.
um ok that's it, I love jen's tablet. christmas is soon and so far all i've asked for is pink polka dot stilettos, dont ask. theyre so fucking cool though. I dont know what else to ask for...maybe another louis vuitton or something. or a diamond tennis bracelet, or a 2 million dollar diamond tiffany's engagement ring. except I dont particularly want that from my mother, 45 yr old CEO businessmen here I come.
oh, and I should have a reality show. you know you would watch.
someone spell chanukah...the way w/the H though. I dont know which is correct and someone is spelling it wrong, either aol or the mary kate and ashley calendar company.
piercings 10 and 11 to be added in the near future. sara says I can join hers and mailee's piercing club. hooray.
today mahoney and the class talked about childbirth for like 45 min, and sex. we talked about epidurals(i have no idea how to spell that), enemas, and 9th grade sluts who write notes to their friends with drawings of killian, and x's everywhere in the school where they've had sex. and then mahoney goes "I hardly go to the movies anymore" and the whole class goes "uuuuuuughhh ewwwww, ESPECIALLY sunset place, since you can lift up the arms and whatever, ew" and shes like "uh what are you guys talking about? I'm saying that once you get older you have a life with your kids and husband, and you dont really go out and do the things you do now" and we all are like "oh, I thought you meant you didnt go the movies because too many teenagers have sex there and you dont want to see it" we all are so corrupt and dirty, but it's very true. sunset place movie theaters may be insanely comfortable, and that little thing where the arms go up excites everyone, but wayyy too many people having sex there
jacob wants me to go backpacking with him. no.
mr barnett yelled at me today because I missed his class because I came late to school, and after school he saw me walking to the parking lot, and he goes JORDANNA STOP COMING LATE TO SCHOOL(except he doesnt really yell, it was kind of like, sarcastic) and I walk into his class, all alone, and am like nooo i've only been late like, 3 times. and he's like yeah PLUS 6. so I just bowed my head down and looked up w/my eyes and kind of smiled and gave him the i'm sorry, let's fuck look. and so he just sighed and said jordanna...and i smiled and walked out. I cant wait for the epcot trip w/him.
um ok that's it, I love jen's tablet. christmas is soon and so far all i've asked for is pink polka dot stilettos, dont ask. theyre so fucking cool though. I dont know what else to ask for...maybe another louis vuitton or something. or a diamond tennis bracelet, or a 2 million dollar diamond tiffany's engagement ring. except I dont particularly want that from my mother, 45 yr old CEO businessmen here I come.
oh, and I should have a reality show. you know you would watch.