[voice]

[nocatchphrase]

[have a Lyle who once again sounds vaguely stuffy]

Due to unfortunate circumstances, or karma says Anew, I seem to find myself down with a cold. So if anyone could be kind enough to point me in the direction of the nearest pharmacy. Thankfully, I already have a doctor in my house, so just the drugs will do.

[coughs]Also if anyone could point me

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[whatwouldvedado]

I will bring you medication and soup.

[nocatchphrase]

Arsenic and rat poison doesn't quite cure you. Well, not in the proper way though it would end my suffering.

[whatwouldvedado]

I do not find your comments humorous at all, Lyle Dylandy, especially when I am offering my assistance.

[nocatchphrase]

Then I'm left with asking "...why?"

[whatwouldvedado]

[he's being totally honest]

Your coughing is loud enough that it is disrupting my sleep. I intend on bringing you medication to prevent further occurrences.

[nocatchphrase]

Aren't you a generous a soul.

[whatwouldvedado]

[hesitates] The soup is for your benefit, not mine.

[nocatchphrase]

...That's not much like you.

[whatwouldvedado]

[Who is Lyle Dylandy to judge whether something is like me or not?]

...

[nocatchphrase]

Did Neil put you up to this?

[whatwouldvedado]

Why would Neil request me to do something like this when he could easily do it himself?

[nocatchphrase]

Because he doesn't want to be exposed to my germs. Or more likely because he's still trying to make us friends.

[whatwouldvedado]

He did not request me to do this. I made the decision myself.

[nocatchphrase]

Hm, I see.

[whatwouldvedado]

When would be an appropriate time for be to bring you the medication and soup?

[nocatchphrase]

I'm kinda stuck in bed. Sexy doctor's orders.