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Apr 13, 2009 20:58

[have a Lyle who sounds vaguely like he has a bad headcold]So let's say, hypothetically, your beloved girlfriend picks up an adorable black and white kitten, possibly now called Patchy. Said girlfriend adores this kitten ( Read more... )

my beloved waifu, patchy the wonder kitten, death by irony, anew

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fated_blade April 14 2009, 02:34:46 UTC
Cats are wonderful creatures.

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nocatchphrase April 14 2009, 02:37:53 UTC
I've never had the pleasure of owning one before.

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fated_blade April 14 2009, 02:39:45 UTC
Neither have I. My love for them is newly discovered I must confess, though I prefer 'lion' creatures to what you would call a 'house cat.'

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nocatchphrase April 14 2009, 02:41:03 UTC
Lions, eh? Do you own a few?

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fated_blade April 14 2009, 02:48:05 UTC
Not that are alive, no. Regrettable, really.

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nocatchphrase April 14 2009, 02:48:36 UTC
How did you come to like lions so much then?

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fated_blade April 14 2009, 02:51:03 UTC
...they are cute.

[of course we have only ever seen a pushy lion...]

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nocatchphrase April 14 2009, 03:12:35 UTC
I suppose they could be, I've never seen one outside of a zoo when I was a boy.

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fated_blade April 14 2009, 03:16:58 UTC
...zoo?

[we have never heard this word]

What kind of place is that?

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nocatchphrase April 14 2009, 03:20:15 UTC
It's a place where they have a bunch of animals for people to see. Usually ones that aren't native to your country.

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fated_blade April 14 2009, 03:22:15 UTC
I see...interesting...

[eyebrow]

But what is the point? Simply to look at them?

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nocatchphrase April 14 2009, 03:45:43 UTC
That would be the point.

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fated_blade April 14 2009, 03:56:41 UTC
....I see...how barbaric...

[we change the subject a little]

My apologies, I forgot to ask your name.

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nocatchphrase April 14 2009, 04:01:28 UTC
It's Lyle Dylandy.

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fated_blade April 14 2009, 04:12:06 UTC
Pleasure to meet you, Sir Lyle [we are ever polite], you may call me Saber. Hypothetically speaking, keeping something around that causes you discomfort is illogical...however I can understand emotional motivation...

[or at least we can pretend to]

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nocatchphrase April 14 2009, 15:33:50 UTC
At least I have someone on my side. Thank you Ms. Saber.

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