[voice post]

[nocatchphrase]

[have a Lyle who sounds vaguely like he has a bad headcold]So let's say, hypothetically, your beloved girlfriend picks up an adorable black and white kitten, possibly now called Patchy. Said girlfriend adores this kitten

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[neraiutsuze]

That's a lot of responsibility.

[nocatchphrase]

...It's a cat, Neil.

[neraiutsuze]

You named it Patchy.

[nocatchphrase]

He has a little patch over his eye.

[neraiutsuze]

...I need to meet my namesake.

[nocatchphrase]

I think you do.

[neraiutsuze]

Regardless...

That's a lot of responsibility. And with your allergy...

[nocatchphrase]

He's just a little cat. And I'll be fine, it's not as bad as when I was a kid.

[neraiutsuze]

I'll be straight with you. I don't think you should do this.

[nocatchphrase]

Don't worry about it, or else you'll start going gray.

[neraiutsuze]

I already did go--

[pause] --Look, I'm going to worry.

[nocatchphrase]

[ttly not snrking at what you said before the pause]

I really wish you wouldn't.

[stupid neil]

[neraiutsuze]

The two of you have gotten too serious too quickly.

[...so stupid]

[nocatchphrase]

I do love the smell of hypocrisy when my sinuses are working.

[he really is so fucking dumb sometimes]

[neraiutsuze]

...Hypocrisy?

[he really is]

[nocatchphrase]

Don't tell me about how fast I get serious, unless you've forgotten Ice King who sleeps in your bed.