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[nocakestoday]

The world's falling apart, piece by piece.  This little box is being ripped open and torn to shreds... I can feel it.  I can hear it.  The air's tearing and the City's full of holes that we aren't allowed to use.  What strange faces everyone's wearing...

The top's gone off.  I need to go and catch a star tonight, before they stop falling.

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Comments

[factosintolrant]

How much do stars go for on eBay?

[idkmybffstephen]

Stephen, don't poke the crazy people.

[factosintolrant]

Jon, in this tough economic times, a man has to earn a living somehow. Stars seemed to be the way to go.

Lindsey Lohan should fetch a good price, right?

[nocakestoday]

...

[factosintolrant]

Yes, madam?

[nocakestoday]

Don't think I like you much.

[factosintolrant]

But we hardly know each other!

[nocakestoday]

As it should be.

[idkmybffstephen]

Stephen, you can't sell Lindsey Lohan.

[factosintolrant]

Why not?

[idkmybffstephen]

Because slavery in illegal in this country?

[factosintolrant]

Get with the program, Jon! This isn't America anymore! God has lifted us up and placed us in a terrible replica of New York City! It's time to get BIBLICAL!

[nocakestoday]

You're both very loud.

Let's play a game, shall we? You run, and I'll catch you.

[factosintolrant]

I've never been a fan of running. How about a nice game of Tic Tac Toe?

[nocakestoday]

How does that game go?

[factosintolrant]

You've never played Tic Tac Toe?