Voicemail

[noboynextdoor]

"Hey, this is Jess. You know what to do."

*BEEP*

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Crazy Phone Day!

[always_damp]

"Seriously man, you've got thirty minutes till I'm gone." That was so not long enough. "Don't be an assface. There's not time for that shit!"

Re: Crazy Phone Day!

[noboynextdoor]

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[sith_happened]

[OOC: From here]

"My hammer is quite adequate, thank you very much. Not that you'll ever be seeing it."

[noboynextdoor]

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[flashesforinfo]

"Sweetie, you've already seen me in my underwear, and if you've forgotten that already, I'm hurt." She wasn't, and didn't sound like it either.

If you want to see them again, you know all you have to do is ask."

[[from here!

[noboynextdoor]

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[repeterpetrelli]

[From here]

"I never said you were a slut! And I'm not trying to pick you up. Dude, I like you and all but all things considered it's a little gross."

[noboynextdoor]

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[not_ironmaiden]

From here

Excuse me? I'm not the one calling people about doing lewd things with sheep. Enjoy your zoophilia, you freak.

[noboynextdoor]

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