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[nobodysrookie]

Heya, chumps! Pleasure ta meet all of ya. Boy,  there's a bunch of straaaange faces out here, and this is comin' from a guy who thought he's seen everything! Anyway, my name is Popple, see? So don't you forget it

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[green_thundah]

Oh no, you! Oh, um, hey there Popple. Good to see you here? And I was sure the Bean Bean Police would have caught you by now.

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[nobodysrookie]

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[nobodysrookie]

Y-YOU AGAIN

BOO! BLAST! CRIMINY! You've got some gall to follow me all the way out here, see? That last thing I need to see is yer ugly mug!

If you're here, that means that red guy has to be around, see? Where is the nincompoop?!?

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[green_thundah]

Well... First of all, I was here first. Second of all, Mario is not a nincompoop. Third of all, even I can't find Mario.

[squeakerdude]

Another new student, eh?

Here's a word of advice, kid: Don't give any mention about your interest in crime and all that other shit if you don't want your cover blown, unless you intend to make it obvious for others to be wary of you.

If that's the case, you got a lot to learn.

[nobodysrookie]

Hehe, I never said anything about bein' interested in crime, see? I was just thinkin' it's an interesting subject to talk about. I'm just a student thirstin' for knowledge in this grand school, hear? Ain't nothing suspicious about that.

[squeakerdude]

Right...

Come back to me once you figure out a lie that's actually believable.

[nobodysrookie]

Who do ya think you are, some kinda psychic? I ain't lyin', see? I don't tell nothin' but the truth! Is it cuz of the mask?

...it's justa fashion statement, see?

[king_of_the_boo]

Crime and adventure? You sound like my kinda guy. Even if you are a mortal.

[nobodysrookie]

Glad to find we got somethin' in common. An' what's wrong with bein' a mortal? Ooh, could ya fly through walls an' stuff?

[king_of_the_boo]

First of all, if you're mortal, you can die.

Second of all, yes, I can fly through walls "an' stuff", why?

[nobodysrookie]

Well yeah, that goes without sayin'! People gotta watch where they're walking or they'll go off the deep end, see? Makes life more excitin' if you ask me!

And don't make the way I talk, hear? I'm just sayin' those kinda abilities could come in handy!

[brattykoopa]

I hope you're not just some average petty thief.

[nobodysrookie]

Who said anythin' about being a thief? I don't see no thief around here. You couldn't possibly mean an honest, hardworkin' man like me, see?

[brattykoopa]

Oh, good. When you were asking about people interested in crime I thought you might be the kind of guy who goes around stealing peoples' wallets. Which is petty and beneath me.

[nobodysrookie]

Ooh, who died and made you queen o' the land? Yer just as snooty as that dress-wearin' prince back home!

...and fer your information, thievin' is an art form, see? It takes a sophisticated person to see it!

[umbreon_blacky]

How subtle.

[nobodysrookie]

I'm the most subtle person around, darling!

Wait, what do you mean by that?

[umbreon_blacky]

Aha~ never mind.

Welcome to the school, at any rate. I'm the psychology teacher, Blacky. I hope to see you in class.

[nobodysrookie]

Pychomology? Does this mean we get inta people's heads and figure out what they're thinkin' through body language an' stuff?

Sounds useful, see? Count me in!