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[nobodysheroine]

"The unicorn, through its intemperance and not knowing how to control itself, for the love it bears to fair maidens forgets its ferocity and wildness; and laying aside all fear it will go up to a seated damsel and go to sleep in her lap, and thus the hunters take it."  - Leonardo da Vinci

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[fistyguns]

So...
[written 30 seconds later]

Do you happen to be followed around by unicorn then?

[nobodysheroine]

[small scribbles mark the top of the entry, like she's having trouble figuring out how to start]

Guess.

[fistyguns]

I can't cause if I do, and I'm wrong...you'll get angry.

[nobodysheroine]

Well.

Do you have one?

[fistyguns]

I asked you first.

[nobodysheroine]

Okay.

Fine.

Well, as if it's any of your business, no.

I don't.

[fistyguns]

it could be my business

Was just curious...

[nobodysheroine]

oh i bet you'd love that, wouldn't you

....And?

[fistyguns]

None, nada, zip, zilch.

[nobodysheroine]

And this is me with my complete lack of surprise.

[fistyguns]

Really?

Kinda have to admit, I was...

[nobodysheroine]

Really?

I figured you'd be all "HELLS YEAH GO ME."

[fistyguns]

Oh well, I am!
I was just surprised...for a very short period of time.

[nobodysheroine]

I bet you're actually pretty smug right now, aren't you?

You don't

think

you know

gonna tag back soon?

[fistyguns]

I don't think?

Wait. Are you asking me if...
Are you?

tryyyyying. :O

[nobodysheroine]

maybe I am, yeah

or is that so unbelievably stupid i should just not even go there