010 :: for those of you without a dictionary

[nobodysheroine]

"The unicorn, through its intemperance and not knowing how to control itself, for the love it bears to fair maidens forgets its ferocity and wildness; and laying aside all fear it will go up to a seated damsel and go to sleep in her lap, and thus the hunters take it."  - Leonardo da Vinci

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[blondsambitions]

Hahaha, dat's hilarious.

It's not dat surprisings though. Well, maybes a little. It's just fucks up to learns some'stings like dat and can't remembers it.

[nobodysheroine]

Yeah, you'd imagine out of all the things you forget, you'd maybe have an inkling about that, but no. Granted, if everybody and their mother were popping out of cocoons having sex dreams, it would probably make the guides' jobs infinitely more awkward.

Also we'd probably all have names like Wank or Jack.

Ah, let me guess. You're Alexi.

[blondsambitions]

Heh, I like de ways you thinks. Dat would be de greatest borth ever. Imagine chasing dem arounds like dat. Ha! I loves it.

De one and onlies.

[nobodysheroine]

Well, I know that a lot of the hatchlings would be popping out either really pleased or really worked up. The nakedness I'm sure wouldn't help, either. Or the goop.

Kanin talks about you a lot. You're the one who finally enlightened him on the definition of dildos, right? Nice.

Nice to finally "meet you".

[blondsambitions]

Ya. I thinks that would be a nicer way to comes out myself. Dats just me.

Haha, yep. Dat poor kid. Not surprisings dat he's got a unicorn, really.

You too, ah... what's your name?