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[nobodys_library]

Just when I was beginning to think that fandom was at least tolerable if not entirely sane, I have to come across something that more-or-less entirely changes that perception. You'd think that people would have a better grasp on our characterization by now.

Ah, and to those of you who have just recently arrived, my name is Zexion.

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[ttleclipseofthe]

Personally, I've decided not to look at fanfics since Snakes on a Sora. Ever.

[nobodys_library]

Do I want to know?

[ttleclipseofthe]

Trust me.

You don't.

[nobodys_library]

You and trust are not something I would put into the same sentence.

But perhaps I'll pass that one by all the same.

[ttleclipseofthe]

Good point, I wouldn't trust me either. Buuuuuuuut I also wouldn't make even Saïx read that. So.

[nobodys_library]

That bad? Clearly our fanbase is more insane than I'd thought at first.

[ttleclipseofthe]

Whatever kinda bad you're imaginin'? It's worst.

[nobodys_library]

'It's worse' or 'it's the worst,' if you please.

[ttleclipseofthe]

... How th'hell did that happen?

((ooc: Lol that was PLAYER FAIL ._. ))

[nobodys_library]

Presumably, it was a slip of the finger.

((It's alright, happens to everyone. Zexion just likes correcting people's grammar. And spelling. Without being asked to.))

[ttleclipseofthe]

M'blamin' the bad memories from that fic. Makes my skin crawl. Ergh.

((ooc: I'm surprised he hasn't tried to kill Axel yet with all the. Apostrophe abuse.))

[nobodys_library]

Careful, you may make me wish to look it up out of morbid curiosity that way.

((He's pretending he doesn't see it.))

[ttleclipseofthe]

Ever heard the term "nagas" and "vore"?

[nobodys_library]

Nagas are figures most frequently found in the mythologies of India, and are commonly represented as either giant snakes or snake-men; snake from the waist down and man from the waste up. In some cases only the head is human.

Vore is the term for finding the practice of devouring one's sexual partner arousing.

So, yes. I have.

[ttleclipseofthe]

... I'm goin' to leave it at that.

[nobodys_library]

I suppose that's only to be expected, knowing you.