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[nobodys_daddy]

What have you most regretted losing?

The scythe. That last battle. My life.

Think that pretty much sums it up.

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[giles_bot]

*RUN PROGRAM: NEW_PROGRAM_001*
*SMILE INTENSITY: 22%*
*ACTIVATE GREETING*

Hello! I do not know you! Would you uh uhm uh like a cup of tea?

[nobodys_daddy]

*blinks*

Watcher? Are you feelin' all right?

[giles_bot]

I am a Watcher! All systems are functioning! Who uh uhm uh are you? Would you like me to read to you?

[nobodys_daddy]

I'm Caleb. We met, remember? Well, sorta. Did someone hit you over the head or somethin'?

[giles_bot]

*INDENTIFY: CALEB*
*SEARCHING INDEX...*
*ERROR: NO RESULTS FOUND*

Hello, Caleb! I do not believe uh uhm uh we have met, Caleb! Perhaps you are mistaken, Caleb! I have not been uh uhm uh 'hit over the head or somethin'', Caleb! Your grammar is incorrect, Caleb!

[nobodys_daddy]

...Are you Rupert Giles? If you are, you should know who I am. We didn't meet, exactly. More like I fought your girl.

[giles_bot]

I am Rupert Giles, Caleb! I do not uh uhm uh have a girl, Caleb! Would you like me to sing, Caleb?

[nobodys_daddy]

You don't have a girl. You're not Watcher to Buffy Summers?

...Yeah, sure, why don't you go ahead and sing.

[giles_bot]

Buffy is A Slayer, Caleb! She is annoying and whiny and dependent, Caleb! I wish she would leave me in peace so I can have a life of my own, which involves lots of sex in public places with Ethan, Caleb!

What uh uhm uh song do you wish me to sing, Caleb?

[nobodys_daddy]

*slow grin. things are starting to make more sense now*

Ethan. Ethan Rayne? Well, ain't that interesting.

You choose the song.

[giles_bot]

Yes, Caleb! Ethan is wonderful and always right, Caleb!

*SEARCHING INDEX: SONG*
*RESULTS: 1-25,209,134 MATCHES*
*PLAY MATCH: 387*

'All my friends told me, we'd never make it
That love to you was just a game you played
And I'll admit at times we had rough goin'
But in each other's arms we loved it away

And I've been told, my love could never hold you
To tie it down's a price you'd never pay
And I'll admit there's times when you got restless
But in each other's arms we loved it away

Step by step we walked the road together
Hand in hand love grew more everyday
When trouble came we held on to each other
And in each other's arms we loved it away

And in each other's arms we loved it away.'

[nobodys_daddy]

He is, huh?

*applauds the song for a few moments, then stops*

[giles_bot]

He is, Caleb! Would you like a cup of uh uhm uh tea, Caleb?

[nobodys_daddy]

Tea'd be nice, yeah. Come on inside so you can make it.

[giles_bot]

Yes, Caleb! I will come inside and uh uhm uh make tea, Caleb! But I will not have sex with you, Caleb! I will not uh uhm uh kill you, Caleb!

[nobodys_daddy]

Wouldn't want you to do either of those, so we're set.

Out of interest, is there anyone you will kill?