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Its 430 in the morning and i cant sleep. So im in bed lying down and i hear this sound like a thump against my house. i look out and see a car stopped in front of my driveway and this little kid running towards it. im about to bust a fucking cap on these goddam teenagers egging my house when i open the front door to see the paper sitting there on the doorstep. i cant believe anyone would wake up before i can even get to sleep to make a little bit of money and keep people like me from falling asleep.