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Sep 23, 2005 17:18

Body: how gurls flirt
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> >> >>>>>>>1. She makes eye contact and smiles at you.
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> >> >>>>>>>2. She bites you softly on the arm and laughs when
> >> you're grandparents die.
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> >> >>>>>>>3. She lights her hair on fire when she's talking to
> >> you.
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> >> >>>>>>>4. She touches your genitals when she talks to you.
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> >> >>>>>>>5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with
> >>a big piece of food on her face.
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> >> >>>>>>>6. She asks you who you like in the fifth race or who
> >> you would bet on The Bengals or The Knicks.
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> >> >>>>>>>7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of meth
> >>fiends and she always hits the pipe after you.
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> >> >>>>>>>8. She criticizes you every waking moment.
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> >> >>>>>>>9. You catch her staring at your bulge.
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> >> >>>>>>>10. She plays with your nipples or tries to put make
> >> up on them.
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> >> >>>>>>>11. Her friends outside of school and in school know
> >>about you and say she's obsessed and needs help.
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> >> >>>>>>>12. She knows your address and spends a lot of
> >> time skulking in the bushes and looking in windows.
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> >> >>>>>>>13. She will try to sneak in and might try to rob your
> >> house as much as possible. She'll probably try on your under
> >> garments and steal some. If you catch her, she'll claim that
> >> you two are in love, when in reality, this is the first time you've
> >> met. That's a surefire sign that she's got the hots for you.
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>>>How guys flirt
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> >> >>>>>>>1. He stares at your butt.
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> >> >>>>>>>2. He hits you alot. (not just play hitting )
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> >> >>>>>>>3. He uses the first thing that pops out of his pants
> >> to start a converstaion with you.
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> >> >>>>>>>4. He got "high" with your mom that day she picked
> >>you up from school.
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> >> >>>>>>>5. He smoked some bud then went to see
> >>"Run Away Bride" with you cuz he couldn't get another girl to
> >> go and didn't want to go alone.
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> >> >>>>>>>6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he
> >>hurts you in the process.
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> >> >>>>>>>7. He drools and stares at your breasts whenever
> >> you talk.
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> >> >>>>>>>8. You hung up on him. He called you fat.
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> >> >>>>>>>9. You where invited by him to a group outing.
> >> Except instead of invited, raped. And by group outing, I mean
> >> gangbang.
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> >> >>>>>>>10. He called you to see if you're pregnant.
> >> (See ..8)
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> >> >>>>>>>11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do snort coke
> >> sometimes. Which makes you laugh even harder...
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> >> >>>>>>>12. He remembers little things you mention during
> >> casual sex.
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> > >>>>>>>13. He sometimes stares straight between your
> >> thighs.
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> >> >>>>>>>14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your
> >>pubic hair, vagina, anus, nostrils, sucking on toes, ect.)
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> >>> >> >>>>>>>Now make a wish...
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> >> >>>>>>><3>
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> >> >>>>>>><3
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> >> >>>>>>>Ok stop! Just stop. Your wish is not coming true.
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> >> >>>>>>>
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> >> >>>>>>>
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> >> >>>>>>>if you don't repost this then you will die tomorrow!!!!
> >>!!!!
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> >> >>>>>>>
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> >>repost this in 15 min and you will get kicked in the crotch 5
> >>times.
> >>
> >>repost this in 10 min and you will get kicked in the crotch 3
> >>times.
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> >> >>>>>>>repost this in 5 min and you will get kicked in the crotch 1 times.
> faster than 5 min, well you never know ;)
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