Dec 23, 2004 18:22
O MAN THESE ROCK FOUND THEM ON SOMEONE'S(DEBBIE PROFILE
PLEAZE DONT KILL ME! I GIVE U CREDIT!
I JUST THINK THE WORLD SHOULD SEE THESE!
~*!QuOtEz!*~
-WeN LyF gIvZ u LeMoNs ThRo eM @ sUm1.
-ThEy sAy u OnLy LiVe OnCe, bUt If u LiVe LyKe uS, oNcE iZ eNoUgH!
-iT'z bEtTeR 2 LeT PpL tHiNk uR aN iDiOt, tHaN 2 OpEn uR mOuTh & pRoVe iT.
-3 oUt oF 4 PpL hAvE mEnTaL DiSaBiLiTiEs. GrAb 3 fRiEnDs. iF tHeY'rE OK, uR It.
-tHe LaTeSt sUrVeY sHoWz tHaT 3 oUt oF 4 PpL mAkE uP 75% oF ThE PoPuLaTiOn.
-tHe gLaSs iS HaLf FuLL oR HaLf eMpTy- iT'z jUsT tWiCe aZ LaRgE aZ iT nEeDs tO Be.
-there is a tape...where if you watch it....seven days later.....
will be a week from today
-You know the world is going to hell when the best rapper is white, the best golfer is black, the tallest guy in the NBA is chinese, the French are accusing the Americans of being arrogant and Germany doesn't want to go to war
-People who say time heals all wounds have never been in love before
-smile and the world smiles with you... cry and you'll ruin your mascara.
-One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
-tHeRe iZnT a PrObLeM iN tHe wOrLd a PiEcE oF cHoCoLaTe cAn'T mAkE bEtTeR.
-Az LoNg aZ tHeRe aRe tEsTs, tHeRe WiLL b pRaYeR iN aLL SkOoLz.
-GuYz aRe LiKe sLiNkIeZ. iT'z aLwAyZ fUn 2 wAtCh ThEm FaLL dOwN tHe StAiRs.