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Dec 22, 2004 21:56

I HAD THIS GREAT CONVO WIT SANTA

YES, SANTA

rosiepoo709: hi
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.

So, have you been naughty or nice?

rosiepoo709: im jewish
SantaClaus: Hmm... Nice answer. Note to self: check list twice for this one. let me inspire you to get on my Good List with a free Christmas tree SuperBuddy Icon! Type menu to see the fun and games the elves have put on AIM for you.

rosiepoo709: r u a computer
SantaClaus: OK, now I don't have a link to each and every computer thingy that you might need to buy a loved one this year -- but I know you can start your search here: Search For Computers Things

rosiepoo709: r u DEAD!?!?!
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.

rosiepoo709: no thanks
SantaClaus: Well, we won't get very far with this conversation then will we?

rosiepoo709: im jewish
SantaClaus: Cool. You in that Festival of Lights spirit?

rosiepoo709: no chanukah is over
SantaClaus: Whoa! That will not do. There are lots of fun and games here for everyone to enjoy. You can even win a little gelt! Now type menu to get in the spirit.

rosiepoo709: nothanks
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.

rosiepoo709: um maybe..
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.

rosiepoo709: hows mrs claus
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.

rosiepoo709: menu
SantaClaus: I'm making my list and checking it twice, so you should too! Type a number:
1 - A Free Gift 4U!
2 - Tell Santa
3 - Tell Buddies What U Want
4 - Track a Shopping List
5 - Play Xmas Hangman
6 - Vote on Xmas Songs
7 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
8 - Send E-Cards
9 - Listen to Xmas Music

rosiepoo709: no
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.

rosiepoo709: i hate chistmas
SantaClaus: Such negativity. You are hurting for some Christmas spirit.

rosiepoo709: um wuts that?
SantaClaus:
It's not so much the 'what' as it is the 'why'.

rosiepoo709: sure
SantaClaus: Yes!!

rosiepoo709: who r u?
SantaClaus:
Now pay attention.

I'm Santa Claus, here to get you in the holiday spirit.

rosiepoo709: oh wow thats amazing!
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho!

rosiepoo709: ur not smart
SantaClaus: Do you think so?

rosiepoo709: yes i do
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.

rosiepoo709: wouldnt that place be HELL?
SantaClaus: Oh dear. I just get so depressed when I hear that kind of talk. The English language used to be one of my favorites.
A lump of coal for you.

rosiepoo709: i dont have any stokings for u to put in in
SantaClaus: No?

rosiepoo709: nope
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!

rosiepoo709: NO
SantaClaus: Please do recall that I have a list and I check it, well -- constantly. If you keep saying the same thing over and over again I am going to have to start checking my list again.

rosiepoo709: whatsup?
SantaClaus: Hey. It's you again. I've got a special free gift for you! A Christmas tree SuperBuddy Icon! Did you register for the $10,000 Shopping Spree yet?

rosiepoo709: no i in't
SantaClaus: OK, well, then type menu and select the option to win a $10,000 Shopping Spree!
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