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fandom_memes List twelve characters without looking at the questions. Then answer the questions by replacing the corresponding number with the character.
1) Fakir (Princess Tutu)
2) Ace (One Piece)
3) Khaavren (Khaavren Romances)
4) Oscar (Rose of Versailles)
5) Utena (Revolutionary Girl Utena)
6) Anthy (Revolutionary Girl Utena)
7) Pel (Khaavren Romances)
8) Gunter (Kyou Kara Maou)
9) Katsuya (Persona 2)
10) Lelouche (Code Geass)
11) Riku (Kingdom Hearts)
12) Phoenix Wright (Just guess.)
The first nine are all characters I have on my icons because I couldn't think of that many characters in one sitting.^^;
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?
Considering Riku is only 16...well, Anthy is "14" but not necessarily. Don't really see Riku as a professor though, so I'll go with Anthy.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
I'm gar for Oscar. OsGAR. >_>
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Phoenix Wright sends Gunter on a mission? I WANT TO SEE THIS FIC ALMOST AS MUCH AS A PHOENIX WRIGHT/TRAUMA CENTER CROSSOVER.
Okay, here's what happens (yes I'll answer the question eventually): Yuuri is visiting Earth and Gunter went with him for some reason. Then Yuuri gets framed for murder. Somehow the murder is related to Shin Makoku or demons in general. So his brother goes to Bob saying "Help me get my little brother out of this mess!" It just so happens that Bob knew Mia Fey, because he'd hired her because of some legal issue before. Or maybe he knows of the Feys because there's some contrived reason for Bob, the Maou of Earth, to have worked with spirit mediums. Since Mia's gone now, they end up approaching Phoenix Wright.
Phoenix is quickly convinced of Yuuri innocence because, well, he's Yuuri. But Yuuri and Gunter both have Pysche-Locks! They are hiding something! So Phoenix breaks the Psyche-Locks and finds out about Shin Makoku, the Maou, and demons. Maya reassures him that his client is not crazy and that yes, there are demons, but Yuuri and his friends are nice demons. Phoenix is all "WTF" but then he just accepts it, because in court he regularly gets help from spirit mediums; who's he to decide that demons and other worlds don't exist? Phoenix takes the case and starts investigating, and Gunter insists on helping ("For the sake of His Majesty! T_T").
The "mission" he sends Gunter on is, of course, an evidence-gathering mission. Maybe Gunter has to search for clues in Shin Makoku, while Phoenix and Maya take care of things Earthside. Of course, they can't reveal Shin Makoku's existence in court, but they still want to find anything that might help their case. Gunter finds something that seems useless at first, but then in court Phoenix figures out that it's actually the key to the whole case by trial and error and restarting the game a lot adding up the contradictions in the witness testimonies. So Gunter's mission is a success, the real killer is found, and Yuuri goes free. :D
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
I...don't know. I can't guess what he'd read for entertainment.^^; He'd probably a cookbook of baking recipes though.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Depends. Ace would swear fealty to Anthy if she became a pirate and proved to be even more impressive than Whitebeard, Luffy, and Shanks combined. From Rose Bride to Pirate Queen, not bad. XD Anthy would swear fealty to Ace if he won her in a duel. It wouldn't be real fealty though.
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Utena should pick Katsuya for her roomie. She could be all "Hey, Mr. Cool Detective!" Plus, he can bake. But it might be more interesting to see her room with Lelouche. Another manipulator for her to get tangled up with.^^;
7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Ace, Pel (not the One Piece one), and Phoenix Wright go to...well, I'd guess they'd go to a burger joint. Pel might be in the mood for something classier though. They could go to a really good burger joint.^^; Ace would fall asleep at the table, Pel would say things without really saying things, and Phoenix would probably go "Uh...okay" and have some sarcastic commentary running through his head.
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Khaavren vs. Lelouche? Sword duel or mecha duel? In each case, a different character would have a definite advantage.^^; Now if it were a mental duel, Lulu would probably win, but Khaavren might come up with something unexpected, so who knows how that would play out. Of course, the short answer is "Lelouche uses the Geass on Khaavren."
Now Lulu vs. Pel in a battle of wits, THAT I'd like to see (hopefully it wouldn't end right away with "Lelouche uses the Geass on Pel").
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
If Fakir stole Gunter's most precious possession...what IS Gunter's most precious possession? ^^; Anyway, either 1) Gunter would flail around comedically and someone else (Yozak? Yuuri? Would they even bother?) would steal it back, or 2) Gunter would go all badass and have a dramatic sword fight with Fakir.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
...okay, I'm stumped. Probably "Turnabout (insert cleverly written Dumas-style prose)"
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
I think first we'd need a dimensional portal and maybe a time machine to get Fakir and Oscar in one place. And then...um...I don't know why'd they'd work together, but it would involve swords, ballet, and writing.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I think I'd find him intimidating (too...Yendi XD). At least he'd be polite.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
I'd ask Khaavren to teach me to fight with a sword.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
I don't think so.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Would Ace choose to side with Oscar or Utena? I don't know, but this question is amusing because of the similarities between both the characters and their respective series (superficial similarities, but very, very obvious ones XD).
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
...I'm pretty sure I've seen the answer, but I can't remember it. ^^;
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
I can't think of a specific song, but Gunter's song would have to be...spazzy.
18. 1, 6 and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Fakir would something like "I don't care about unnecessary scallion pancakes" and maybe he didn't even reach for it in the first place. Anthy would probably be too polite. So Phoenix would say "Well, if no one else is taking it." Then Chu-chu pops out from wherever on Anthy's person he was hiding and gobbles it up before Phoenix can. Anthy scolds Chu-chu but smiles as she does it, while the others sweatdrop.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
(Ace x Lelouche. Oh God.)
If Lulu is in the Zero suit, cloak, and helmet: "Why don't you show me what you're hiding under all that?"
Or: ::Ace turns into fire:: "If you think I'm hot now, wait 'till you see what I'm like in bed."
He could even steal Kiryuu Touga's "Oh yes, baby. You've lit the fire in my heart."
And the pick-up line for anyone: "You don't have to use the Geass to get me to do anything you want ;D"
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Perhaps a public disturbance caused by her getting into some kind of defending-the-helpless fight? Or not having a license to own an exotic animal (Chu-chu). XD
21. What is 6's secret?
Anthy? AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Watch it yourself; I'm not spoiling it for you. XD
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Well, Riku always beat me when I raced him as Sora. That's not saying much though. >_>; I don't know. Katsuya can summon personae, but Riku knows MICKEY MOUSE.
23. 3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?
(Khaavren and Pel)
...the text of my icon sort of answers this. Sort of. XD
24. "1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4’s sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12, in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it?
"Fakir and Katsuya reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Oscar’s sinister secret organization. Riku volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that Riku is actually a spy for Oscar. Meanwhile, Oscar has kidnapped Phoenix, in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Utena, they seek out Khaavren, who gives them what they need to complete their quest."
I'm not creative enough to come up with a title, and no fanfic writer on my friends list actually knows all those characters, but I sure wish one did because that would be an awesome crack crossover (as awesome as Phoenix Wright/Kyou Kara Maou would be! XD)
I did actually write a joke summary for this crack crossover of doom, but I'm the only one who's familiar with everything in it so its really just kinda long and boring. >_>
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Either Gunter or Pel would be good to have with me, but I'd prefer Gunter because he has sword skillz and mazoku skillz. But I'd feel safest with Ace, because his devil fruit powers would freak anyone out.