today must be my birthday
ohhhohhohoho fucking jesus!
i'm at work moving boxes from one building to another with my handy dandy dolly cart and this really cute girl in a really fucking hot Ford Galaxie pulls over and asks for directions.. naturally i shit my pants within seconds--now, dont get me wrong here. i dont oogle over every pretty girl that asks for directions. a clumsy idiot like me is hard to impress. honest!
you gotta believe, she had to flag me down from inside her car and she pulled right up to me with a sunny smile that would kill a vampire. she stops in middle of the intersection and from second one its akward. akward in a good way, that sort of primer that you both know its an intimidating moment and it can go anywhere from here. man i love that shit.
so i pull out a pen and start to draw on a printout of hers how to get to the legion of honor. as i'm writing this all down i realize. fuck! i dont know how to get ther from here! then i explain that its RIGHT THERE. and point into an ambigous area of the sky. she laughs and thanks me. i hand her the little map and i drop it with my pen on her passenger seat. the pen clanks all through the car (the fucking clank of classic cars oooo) and she immediately dives for it. by the way, theres like two cars who want to get through this intersection. it dont matta, we're having a moment people. please! so she opens her door to grab the pen and hands it back with a giggle. yes giggle. omar can't take giggles. its my kryptonite. it breaks my heart. oh god. giggles. i love the giggle. so she drives off. as i'm walking back to work with a smile. i'm thinking FUCK i SHOULD have said SOMETHING.
my alternate reality suave omar would have said "i'm not sure how to get there. but if you got a cell phone i can show you the way through the marvel of wireless technology"
oh well.. it ruled anyway. btw. ford galaxies with hot girls and maybe a drive inn.. oh jesus. i'm shitting again.
i'm at work moving boxes from one building to another with my handy dandy dolly cart and this really cute girl in a really fucking hot Ford Galaxie pulls over and asks for directions.. naturally i shit my pants within seconds--now, dont get me wrong here. i dont oogle over every pretty girl that asks for directions. a clumsy idiot like me is hard to impress. honest!
you gotta believe, she had to flag me down from inside her car and she pulled right up to me with a sunny smile that would kill a vampire. she stops in middle of the intersection and from second one its akward. akward in a good way, that sort of primer that you both know its an intimidating moment and it can go anywhere from here. man i love that shit.
so i pull out a pen and start to draw on a printout of hers how to get to the legion of honor. as i'm writing this all down i realize. fuck! i dont know how to get ther from here! then i explain that its RIGHT THERE. and point into an ambigous area of the sky. she laughs and thanks me. i hand her the little map and i drop it with my pen on her passenger seat. the pen clanks all through the car (the fucking clank of classic cars oooo) and she immediately dives for it. by the way, theres like two cars who want to get through this intersection. it dont matta, we're having a moment people. please! so she opens her door to grab the pen and hands it back with a giggle. yes giggle. omar can't take giggles. its my kryptonite. it breaks my heart. oh god. giggles. i love the giggle. so she drives off. as i'm walking back to work with a smile. i'm thinking FUCK i SHOULD have said SOMETHING.
my alternate reality suave omar would have said "i'm not sure how to get there. but if you got a cell phone i can show you the way through the marvel of wireless technology"
oh well.. it ruled anyway. btw. ford galaxies with hot girls and maybe a drive inn.. oh jesus. i'm shitting again.