Breaking my face was the kindest touch you ever gave.

[nobleseoblige]

It's V. Day once again.

Time for all of you coupled folks to shit all over yourselves trying to be romantic and whatnot.

But, to all the single and fabulous people on my friends list, I present my suitably pink Anti-Valentine cocktail:

1 pt. vodka
1 pt. White Cran-Strawberry Juice
Splash of Crystal Light Rasberry Lemonade

Now, down your cocktail (and then make another one and down that one) and go out with your single friends and get drunk.

We're way more fun than V. Day sex anyway.

Well, almost.

Cheers.