Trousersnake!
HAHAHAHAHA. Is life good? Oh, hell, yeah, life is good! According to DigitalSpy.com:
Justin Timberlake has signed up for a three-episode stint on Will & Grace...with a recurring part as "Jack's bad boyfriend."
::pauses for breath::
YAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
ETA: My testimony of love for the Exalted Trousersnake, circa 2002: "Timberlake -- nicknamed 'Butter, 'Curly,' 'Bounce' and 'The Baby"'-- is now 21 and getting hotter. He's hot enough to fry grits on his abdomen; hot enough to melt cheese on his cheekbones. He's a human jalapeno. And while it's a tiresome truth that every band's blond gets the most attention, JC, Lance, Chris and Joey probably suspect what Elton John already knows: That when the teen-pop phenomenon has burned itself to the ground, their boy Curly will rise from its ashes like a hot-buttered phoenix."
ETA2: Exalted Trousersnake weighs in on his gay fans, again circa 2002: On the telephone, no one can see you blush. Justin Timberlake's adult cool was briefly punctured during his phone-in teleconference when an HX.com reporter asked whether he was aware of his gay fans and whether he thought they would like "Justified."
The "g" word reduced the self-assured star to bashful gibberish: "Um . . . honestly I've never really, uh, I've never really . . . something that I've thought a lot about. . . Something that I will say, you know, about, you know, the whole community is . . . that I appreciate is that . . . and the people that I've met that are, I mean, it's so nondiscriminating where music goes that it's . . . it's all . . . sometimes it's almost inspiring that there's people out there who just like music because they like music."
He continued, "I don't know, for some reason I find it in this community more than one another is that . . . you know, um . . . honestly I don't know. I think, uh . . . I never really thought about it. I hope that, uh, all types of different people, they like it, I mean, 'cause uh . . . it's kinda somewhere in the middle of . . . of . . . of the styles that are going on right now. So um, you can only hope for the best."
BWAHAHA! PWN3D!!