Oh...my...god...

WHY THE HELL DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THAT JADE AND NATALIA WERE MARRIED?!

Where am I?....Eldrant? This doesn't look like Auldrant....I KNOW I'm not in Auldrant....

Aren't I...dead? This doesn't make any sense.

Jade, if this is one of your creepy little schemes...I am going to kill you.