Rampant consumerism tempered by a humorous link

[nobleplatypus]

My etsy necklace arrived today! It is SO TINY! *squeals* I'm going to wear it to work!

Also, today I bought this. God help us all.

Now, for the humorous link: a subtext-subtitled video of Billy Bob Thorton being an incredibly huge douche. Rock on, Swaim.