[ video ↳ english ] oo2

Oct 24, 2011 19:20

Hello network.

[ He's got a better idea of how to use the device now, and he's actually holding it correctly. Text transcription into other languages was another skill he picked up, but being this is the quintessential English prick, Arthur sees no reason to try and communicate with those that don't speak his language.Currently I'm located at ( Read more... )

the king of doing stupid things, i need a drink

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2/2. dongsaengoppai October 25 2011, 01:05:37 UTC
[ A pause. He straightens his posture. All is well once England suddenly puts on an embarrassed show for him. He blinks a few times, a little confused. A little sympathetic smile, maybe embarrassed himself. He reaches over and pats England on the cheek. ]

Aaaaa-- you really do not know social skills. In Korea, we know how to properly have a conversation. I will teach you! You are lonely with nobody to talk to and so you go insane, I am thinking, sometimes.

It is okay, my friend! You can talk to me; I will help and be the best even if your emotions are like an untamed ocean; calm one moment and wild the next.

[ The bit concerning his fighting abilities peaks his attention to where you have suddenly gotten him in military mode. Truth be told, he was a pretty good fighter. ]

Aaah, yes, yes! So you know of the fighting abilities? Aaah, taekwondo, it is better than any Japanese samurai! I will beat the ass of any monster, and you can intimidate with your bush brows. We will be an unstoppable duo, and become even more intimate than before!

[ He puts his hand on England's shoulder, beaming. ]

We will go home and take Japan's chest with us. Do you understand this? We will bring his chest with delicate motions; very fragile like the back end of a baby.

[ Then, at the last question, he sighs out. ]

Aaa, so I do! I sleep in a building. It smells like piss and it is cold and there is no bed and it is shit...
But AAA, I am thankful for a roof over my head!
Sometimes I sleep other places. Where ever my head will rest, I am thankful for life!

[ aka: he lives no where. ]

Oh, ah, yes. I will explain to you the complications of the weapon I will present to you.

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noblemen October 25 2011, 02:32:38 UTC
Korea, remove your hand from my shoulder before I remove it for you.

[ Well he's not embarrassed anymore, though he might still be red in the face. More out of anger, if anything. ]

And I'll have you know I have plenty of people to talk to, and even if I didn't, I don't need anyone! I'm not recruiting you to be my friend, you idiot! I'm recruiting you as a soldier, so start acting like one! [ Aggravated sigh. ] And we're not going to be 'intimate'; my God, could you find a better word to use? Please?

[ Ignoring about half of that. ] Right, well. Explain away.

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dongsaengoppai October 25 2011, 05:31:25 UTC
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I-I'm recruiting you to be my friend.

[ doki doki. soft smile, eyes shining. You're fascinating to him.
He reaches over and lightly grabs his hand, tugging him along to the apparent direction of the forest. ]

Okay, so. Some of the monsters really like kimchi, and some of them really don't. I found out the hard way, and pissed my pants from being scared.
If it would help you, aaa, I suppose I could lend you my jar of kimchi for awhile.

It is very special to me, so don't do anything stupid with it.

[ this is his way of helping. 8| ]

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noblemen October 26 2011, 04:03:31 UTC
I--

[ A brow raise. ]

I see. [ Whoa whoa whoa wait, WAIT. Slowing down, digging his heels in, grabbing Korea and holding him still. ] Howay man, slow up will you? We're not going anywhere yet, you gowk. [ A shake of the head. ]

I think we're going to need a more effective weapon than kimchi. [ And for once, for once, in the brief moment between breaths, a somewhat considerate thought occurs to him, and begrudgingly: ] I mean, of course, we wouldn't want to waste good food, right?

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dongsaengoppai October 26 2011, 05:20:54 UTC
[ He slows down, loosely threading his fingers through England's and idly standing there. ]

Aaa, what? Are you showing signs of a coward already even though this idea would not be approved by your mother--?
She would be so worried.

And yet, your father would be so disapproving of your spineless ways!
Aaah, it is such a predicament, isn't it?

[ He swings their hands a little, smiling. ]

No way, bro! I've discovered some like kimchi and so they leave me alone, and some hate the kimchi, so they run away! It is a powerful tool!
And some just get more angry and I shit myself.

Maybe more preparation would be a good idea before we do this then, right?

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noblemen November 1 2011, 00:00:02 UTC
[ ew what are you doing ]

No, I'm showing signs of thinking things through you daft twat. [ And with that, he hits him lightly upside the back of his head. ] My mother, Christ, you're right on that; my mother would love to see me do something stupid and have my head taken. Luckily, I'm not my mother.

[ A roll of the eyes. Korea, you are eerily accurate here... ]

[ A brow raise at 'bro'. ] That's preposterous. You dont' fight monsters with rotten vegetables, unless you're at a play and the monsters are just terrible actors. And usually, that's fruit.

[ A brief nod to show he agrees, but beyond that, he doesn't answer. ]

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