Tweets for Today
- 11:59 I'm so sick of social protocols... and my mum trying to dress me like an 80's dyke for this goddamn wedding. #
- 13:59 Avoid me until I eat... I have hunger furies! #
- 16:02 Chewing gum is not a substitute for a meal, though it has pacified my rage until food becomes available... #
- 17:01 I am going to become very drunk very quickly tonight. But first! Get clean before I get dirrty! Shower time. #