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I got 2nd stand in orchestra. >.<
My quartet instructor cancelled our performance in the Spring Concert. WHY YOU ASK? BECAUSE THE STUPID LITTLE CHINK GIRL WHO CAN'T PLAY HER MUSIC BECAUSE SHE'S COMPLETELY INCOMPETENT AND DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PRACTICE PROPERLY BACKED OUT. OK, MR. ANDERSEN, YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST GOTTEN SOMEONE ELSE TO TAKE HER POSITION. THEY'D HAVE AN ENTIRE FREAKING MONTH TO PROPERLY LEARN THE MUSIC. GET JACK FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.... HE'S FUCKING AWESOME. BUT YOUR TURD ASS IS TO STUCK UP TO CONSIDER IT. DOUCHEBAG. NOW I DON'T HAVE THE QUARTET TO PUT ON MY APPLICATIONS, AND AND AND NOW YOU'VE LOWERED MY CHANCE OF GETTING INTO THAT FUCKING MUSIC SCHOOL THIS SUMMER. ASSSWIPE. I NEEDED THAT QUARTET EXPERIENCE TO GET IN TO INTERLOCHEN. MINDFUCK.
GRRR.
100 Yes's or 100 No's
You can only say yes or no.
You are not allowed to explain anything.
Have you ever..
1. Had an orgy? no
2. Used a dildo? yes
3. On someone else? .no
4. More than one? yes
5. Masturbated? yes
6. Taken a naked picture of yourself? yes
7. Had a naked picture taken of you? yes
8. While masturbating? no
9. Wanted to have an orgy? yes
10. Raped someone? no
11. Fucked an animal? no
12. Kissed a teacher? no
13. Been arrested? no
14. Made out with a stranger? yes
15. Fucked a stranger? no
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? yes
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? yes
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? yes
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? yes
20. Touched yourself in public? yes
21. Got bodily fluid on your face? yes
22. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? yes
23. "Snowballed" ? no
24. Got a "pearl necklace"? yes
25. Had more than 5 orgasms in one day? yes
26. In one hour? yes
27. Kissed a member of the same sex? yes
28. More than one? yes
29. Than three? yes
30. Enjoyed pain? yes
31. Bitten someone? yes
32. Wanted to fuck someone but didn't? yes
33. Came in someones eye? no
34. Commited statutory rape? no
35. Wanted to? no
36. Fucked someone 5+yrs older than you? yes
37. -5yrs younger than you? no
38. Had sex with your cousin? no
39. Been in the same bed while people are fucking? no
40. Had your nipples pinched? yes
41. Your face slapped? yes
42. Your hair pulled? yes
43. Liked it? yes
44. Been caused sexual pain that you did not like? yes
46. Blew a balloon with a condom? no
47. Played with an inanimate object? yes
48. Waxed your pubes? yes
49. Shaved your balls? no
50. Shaved someone elses balls? no
51. Fucked someone in the ass? no
52. Had a naughty dream about someone you know? yes
53. Fucked someone thats married? no
54. Slept with a hooker? no
55. Received money or some favor in exchange for sexual activities? no
56. Masturbated in class? no
57. Ever been tied up by the hands? yes
58. Had opposite-sex sexual activities with more than ten people? yes >.>
59. Had sexual intercourse on the first date? no
60. Given a "sympathy fuck"? no
61. Had sexual intercourse with more than 1 person in a 24 hour period? no
62. Had a fuck buddy? yes
63. Forced or coerced someone into performing sexual activities with you? no
64. Told someone that you loved them because you wanted to have sex with them? no
65. Run a pornographic site of any kind? no
66. Bought sexual toys with friends present? no
67. Mooned/flashed someone? yes
68. Stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are male? no
69. Performed oral sex on yourself? no
70. Slept naked? yes
73. Masturbated to orgasm while on the phone,while the other person was not aware of it? no
74. Gone skinny dipping alone? no
75. Verbally expressed obscenities? (uttered, yelled, moaned) yes
76. Had them stifled by a hand or tongue? yes
77. Had sex while high or drunk? yes
78. Done anything sexual while high or drunk? yes
79. While the other person was and you were not? yes
80. Been horny while high or drunk? yes
81. Been fucked by one of your S\O's friends? S/O?
82. Wanted to?
83. Made someone bruise or bleed? yes
84. Been bruised or made bleed? yes
85. Watched porn with other people? yes
86. While drunk or high? no
87. Had sex in the back of a car? yes
89. Done anything sexual with more than 6 people? yes
90. Cried during something sexual because it was romantic? no
91. Caused someone else to masturbate? yes
92. Seen someone else masturbate? yes
93. Known someone in the porn industry? no
95. Know a song that makes you horny every time? yes
96. Came in a cup and made someone drink it? no
97. Drank someone elses cum from a cup? no
98. Consider yourself pretty sexually innocent? no
99. Masturbated while taking this survey? no
100. Have a strange fetish that no-one should know about? yes
[EDIT]
WOAH. My MOTHER has a boyfriend! A BOYFRIEND! And this isn't just ANY guy. No, this guy is AWESOME. He used to be in a band that opened on tours for Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, and Pearl Jam. He is the most AMAZING guitarist, ever! Beside Daron of course. Lol, but still! BETTER YET, HE LOVES SYSTEM OF A DOWN, DISTURBED, AND ROB ZOMBIE. HOW SICK IS THAT? He used to be a SATANIST. He's a SATANIST turned Evangelical fundamentalist Christian, LMAO. EVEN MOREL: he has two daughters. 5, and 12. My mom and him are pretty serious too supposedly. Step-sisters??
THIS IS SO WEIRD!
HAHA.
Another step-dad in the making? PERHAPS!
My quartet instructor cancelled our performance in the Spring Concert. WHY YOU ASK? BECAUSE THE STUPID LITTLE CHINK GIRL WHO CAN'T PLAY HER MUSIC BECAUSE SHE'S COMPLETELY INCOMPETENT AND DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PRACTICE PROPERLY BACKED OUT. OK, MR. ANDERSEN, YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST GOTTEN SOMEONE ELSE TO TAKE HER POSITION. THEY'D HAVE AN ENTIRE FREAKING MONTH TO PROPERLY LEARN THE MUSIC. GET JACK FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.... HE'S FUCKING AWESOME. BUT YOUR TURD ASS IS TO STUCK UP TO CONSIDER IT. DOUCHEBAG. NOW I DON'T HAVE THE QUARTET TO PUT ON MY APPLICATIONS, AND AND AND NOW YOU'VE LOWERED MY CHANCE OF GETTING INTO THAT FUCKING MUSIC SCHOOL THIS SUMMER. ASSSWIPE. I NEEDED THAT QUARTET EXPERIENCE TO GET IN TO INTERLOCHEN. MINDFUCK.
GRRR.
100 Yes's or 100 No's
You can only say yes or no.
You are not allowed to explain anything.
Have you ever..
1. Had an orgy? no
2. Used a dildo? yes
3. On someone else? .no
4. More than one? yes
5. Masturbated? yes
6. Taken a naked picture of yourself? yes
7. Had a naked picture taken of you? yes
8. While masturbating? no
9. Wanted to have an orgy? yes
10. Raped someone? no
11. Fucked an animal? no
12. Kissed a teacher? no
13. Been arrested? no
14. Made out with a stranger? yes
15. Fucked a stranger? no
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? yes
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? yes
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? yes
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? yes
20. Touched yourself in public? yes
21. Got bodily fluid on your face? yes
22. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? yes
23. "Snowballed" ? no
24. Got a "pearl necklace"? yes
25. Had more than 5 orgasms in one day? yes
26. In one hour? yes
27. Kissed a member of the same sex? yes
28. More than one? yes
29. Than three? yes
30. Enjoyed pain? yes
31. Bitten someone? yes
32. Wanted to fuck someone but didn't? yes
33. Came in someones eye? no
34. Commited statutory rape? no
35. Wanted to? no
36. Fucked someone 5+yrs older than you? yes
37. -5yrs younger than you? no
38. Had sex with your cousin? no
39. Been in the same bed while people are fucking? no
40. Had your nipples pinched? yes
41. Your face slapped? yes
42. Your hair pulled? yes
43. Liked it? yes
44. Been caused sexual pain that you did not like? yes
46. Blew a balloon with a condom? no
47. Played with an inanimate object? yes
48. Waxed your pubes? yes
49. Shaved your balls? no
50. Shaved someone elses balls? no
51. Fucked someone in the ass? no
52. Had a naughty dream about someone you know? yes
53. Fucked someone thats married? no
54. Slept with a hooker? no
55. Received money or some favor in exchange for sexual activities? no
56. Masturbated in class? no
57. Ever been tied up by the hands? yes
58. Had opposite-sex sexual activities with more than ten people? yes >.>
59. Had sexual intercourse on the first date? no
60. Given a "sympathy fuck"? no
61. Had sexual intercourse with more than 1 person in a 24 hour period? no
62. Had a fuck buddy? yes
63. Forced or coerced someone into performing sexual activities with you? no
64. Told someone that you loved them because you wanted to have sex with them? no
65. Run a pornographic site of any kind? no
66. Bought sexual toys with friends present? no
67. Mooned/flashed someone? yes
68. Stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are male? no
69. Performed oral sex on yourself? no
70. Slept naked? yes
73. Masturbated to orgasm while on the phone,while the other person was not aware of it? no
74. Gone skinny dipping alone? no
75. Verbally expressed obscenities? (uttered, yelled, moaned) yes
76. Had them stifled by a hand or tongue? yes
77. Had sex while high or drunk? yes
78. Done anything sexual while high or drunk? yes
79. While the other person was and you were not? yes
80. Been horny while high or drunk? yes
81. Been fucked by one of your S\O's friends? S/O?
82. Wanted to?
83. Made someone bruise or bleed? yes
84. Been bruised or made bleed? yes
85. Watched porn with other people? yes
86. While drunk or high? no
87. Had sex in the back of a car? yes
89. Done anything sexual with more than 6 people? yes
90. Cried during something sexual because it was romantic? no
91. Caused someone else to masturbate? yes
92. Seen someone else masturbate? yes
93. Known someone in the porn industry? no
95. Know a song that makes you horny every time? yes
96. Came in a cup and made someone drink it? no
97. Drank someone elses cum from a cup? no
98. Consider yourself pretty sexually innocent? no
99. Masturbated while taking this survey? no
100. Have a strange fetish that no-one should know about? yes
[EDIT]
WOAH. My MOTHER has a boyfriend! A BOYFRIEND! And this isn't just ANY guy. No, this guy is AWESOME. He used to be in a band that opened on tours for Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, and Pearl Jam. He is the most AMAZING guitarist, ever! Beside Daron of course. Lol, but still! BETTER YET, HE LOVES SYSTEM OF A DOWN, DISTURBED, AND ROB ZOMBIE. HOW SICK IS THAT? He used to be a SATANIST. He's a SATANIST turned Evangelical fundamentalist Christian, LMAO. EVEN MOREL: he has two daughters. 5, and 12. My mom and him are pretty serious too supposedly. Step-sisters??
THIS IS SO WEIRD!
HAHA.
Another step-dad in the making? PERHAPS!