random journal - entry that made me laugh
quadjilla wrote:
WANTED:
A pretty, nice, fairly intelligent girl for a short, meaningless relationship.
Relationship will be fairly short, heartfelt, and a lot of fun.
You must enjoy sexual activities, and be willing to do them with me.
You should probably come to Lake Berryesa with me sometime, and maybe enjoy a party with me at one point too.
You should listen to my bullshit, and you should also have some sort of troubles that I can solve for you, and then celebrate the solution of these problems with another sexual activity.
I do not have to be friends with you, or even know you. Trust me, this WILL be worth it, and you will have a lot of fun, if you fit the previously stated requirements.
If you or anyone you know are interested, please call me at (650)364-3159 my room, or (650)867-6322 my cell. If you know someone who might fit these requirements, please have them call. You can email me at quadjilla@aol.com or send me a message via AOL instant messenger on the screen name TheModelAmerican .
Thank you, and please take this as seirous as I am (very serious).
And by the way, this is not a desperate attempt at getting a girl. I can hold my own
WANTED:
A pretty, nice, fairly intelligent girl for a short, meaningless relationship.
Relationship will be fairly short, heartfelt, and a lot of fun.
You must enjoy sexual activities, and be willing to do them with me.
You should probably come to Lake Berryesa with me sometime, and maybe enjoy a party with me at one point too.
You should listen to my bullshit, and you should also have some sort of troubles that I can solve for you, and then celebrate the solution of these problems with another sexual activity.
I do not have to be friends with you, or even know you. Trust me, this WILL be worth it, and you will have a lot of fun, if you fit the previously stated requirements.
If you or anyone you know are interested, please call me at (650)364-3159 my room, or (650)867-6322 my cell. If you know someone who might fit these requirements, please have them call. You can email me at quadjilla@aol.com or send me a message via AOL instant messenger on the screen name TheModelAmerican .
Thank you, and please take this as seirous as I am (very serious).
And by the way, this is not a desperate attempt at getting a girl. I can hold my own