Ah, the indignity!
Humans are so fragile. All I did was use her leg as a launch point. So I dug my claws in a bit. So what? You should have heard the screaming and cursing. And, well, I guess there was a fair amount of blood as well. But still, it didn't justify what she did next.
Still cursing, she grabbed Lily and held her down. Snip, snip, snip. Lily cried and growled and writhed, but to no avail. Her claws got clipped. When the evil human we live with let her go, she tried to jump onto the chair, but, alas, no claws, no traction and *boom* down she went. Left with no choice but to slink off under the chair instead. Cats should not have slink.
Then is was my turn. She tried to call me in that sweet, 'I have a treat for you' voice she uses, but I didn't fall for it. I made her chase me down and catch me. Clip, clip, clip. No claws for me either, but at least this time she didn't cut one to short and make me bleed.
Sebastion is an idiot. He fell for the 'I have a treat voice' and went right to her. Faster than you can say, 'what in the hell?' (well, MUCH faster than I can say it anyway) his claws were clipped and he was free. Stupid thing didn't even struggle.
Then she went after Tabitha. Now, Tabby thinks she is a smart one. She knew what was going on and she hid. Unfortunately, she thought that since the human couldn't see her face, she wouldn't see her tail sticking out from under the covers. Stupid tabby. I have to give her credit though, she squirmed and growled and bit and howled. It took the human longer to clip her nails that it took to clip all three of the rest of us. But eventually, the job was done.
Don't tell the human, but it's kind of fun now. We don't have to worry about getting clawed, so we've been smacking the hell out of each other and playing like kittens.
Still cursing, she grabbed Lily and held her down. Snip, snip, snip. Lily cried and growled and writhed, but to no avail. Her claws got clipped. When the evil human we live with let her go, she tried to jump onto the chair, but, alas, no claws, no traction and *boom* down she went. Left with no choice but to slink off under the chair instead. Cats should not have slink.
Then is was my turn. She tried to call me in that sweet, 'I have a treat for you' voice she uses, but I didn't fall for it. I made her chase me down and catch me. Clip, clip, clip. No claws for me either, but at least this time she didn't cut one to short and make me bleed.
Sebastion is an idiot. He fell for the 'I have a treat voice' and went right to her. Faster than you can say, 'what in the hell?' (well, MUCH faster than I can say it anyway) his claws were clipped and he was free. Stupid thing didn't even struggle.
Then she went after Tabitha. Now, Tabby thinks she is a smart one. She knew what was going on and she hid. Unfortunately, she thought that since the human couldn't see her face, she wouldn't see her tail sticking out from under the covers. Stupid tabby. I have to give her credit though, she squirmed and growled and bit and howled. It took the human longer to clip her nails that it took to clip all three of the rest of us. But eventually, the job was done.
Don't tell the human, but it's kind of fun now. We don't have to worry about getting clawed, so we've been smacking the hell out of each other and playing like kittens.