Jun 07, 2006 11:50
guys, guys guys....... guess what,
it happened today....
i accelerated my life.
so i'm walking down the road, totally minding my own business, when i feel a rumble'n and i start to get a little nervous, but my relentless pride in the navy comforts me. then, all of a sudden... ooooo wahahaha! disturbed breaks through a wall, totally wailing, and a nearby helicopter starts dropping navy seals into the bay where they deployed with rapid action force and ran up to me killing any liberals...i mean terrorists who happened to be in their way, then the president touched my penis.