Douchey Moments in History

[peggin]

Welcome to another edition of Douchey Moments in History!

"Don't you know that I want to be with you, too?"
Here we get to see Noah give the lamest excuse in the history of the universe as to why he's not ready to have sex with Luke. I know that the real reason for this was because of lame ass ATWT/P&G/CBS politics regarding NOT showing gay sex,

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[rhiannonhero]

More later, but:

The worst part? When Luke calls Noah on his eagerness to jump back in the closet, Noah has the nerve to tell Luke that Luke saying that was not cool, and Luke apologizes! For what? For being right?

In rewatching clips for this and in research for stories, I've become incredibly frustrated/annoyed/angry by the way that every time Luke calls Noah out on a bad behavior, Noah always turns it around on Luke, and then accuses Luke of always turning things around on him. And Luke just acquiesces every time, even though Noah never gives a good defense of himself; he just says something like, "That's not cool." Or "How dare you compare that to this?" Or "Why is it that you slam me whenever you do something wrong?" [<-- Actual quote, and OMG, the irony of that quote!!!]

I hate him, Peggin. He needs to DIAF.

Hey, Noah:

[rhiannonhero]

Also, also...please, for the love of God, explain to me how anyone sees these characters as an epic romance? For fuck's sake, they are so twisted and wrong for each other! Ugh! Even their good times are tainted with this crap! I'm so glad that the writers/producers at least got that much, and didn't put them back together at the end.

[peggin]

Also, also...please, for the love of God, explain to me how anyone sees these characters as an epic romance?

I think it must take a lot of willful blindness and of replacing actual!Noah with some kind of fanon!Noah who never actually appeared on the screen.

I'm so glad that the writers/producers at least got that much, and didn't put them back together at the end.

I am so, so glad that we got an ending where Luke was not with Noah, and that we got at least some (if not nearly enough) of this:

[im_with_him84]

*grabs popcorn and sits down to stare at your gifs*

[greek_09]

I got so distracted by these hot LuRe kisses that I almost didn't read your post. And now I'm distracted by them while I'm typing this.........

[_alicesprings]

THIS!!!

[peggin]

Or "Why is it that you slam me whenever you do something wrong?" [<-- Actual quote, and OMG, the irony of that quote!!!]

Yeah, that's a classic. There's also been more than once where Noah tells Luke that it's not all about him. Is it ever, Noah? Or is it just always about you? Douche!

I hate him, Peggin. He needs to DIAF.

Yes, like this:



Also, your Glee gif is good, but IMO this is more what Noah deserves: