Douchey Moments in History

[peggin]

From now until December 19th, I'm going to be posting various clips featuring Noah at his most douchetastic. I'm going to say right up front here that any one of these instances could probably be dismissed as understandable and forgivable, brought on by the circumstances, and what have you... but eventually that excuse stops working. Nobody is

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[rhiannonhero]

"I can control it. I will control it

[suzvoy]

HOW DARE YOU SIT NEXT TO SOME GUY, LUKE? WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET NOAH BE HAPPY? GOD!!!

BWA!

[bigboobedcanuck]

Yeah, Luke, if you'd stop with your morality, and your honesty, and your putting other people first, and oh, yeah, stop with your gayness, and your hotness, and your making me want you. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, LUKE!!! WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME AND MADDIE BE HAPPY????

"You sat down next to him, or he sat down next to you?"

HOW DARE YOU SIT NEXT TO SOME GUY, LUKE? WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET NOAH BE HAPPY? GOD!!!

A++++++++++++++++++++

[rhiannonhero]

Why can't Luke just understand, Boobs????

[im_with_him84]

Luke sitting next to a guy = blasphemy!
Noah marrying a girl = no problem

[rhiannonhero]

Welcome to Noah Mayer's brain.

[peggin]

Yeah, Luke, how dare you be there when Noah doesn't want you there, and how dare you NOT be there the second Noah does want you? Don't you know that Noah's wants and needs are the only ones that matter and yours don't matter AT ALL?????