Part Eighty-Nine: “Mouth to mouth?!?”

Jul 05, 2012 09:00

After demonstrating How Not to Act in a Boat (and How Not to be a Friend), Kevin gets bonked on the head with an oar and tumbles into the drink. However, Kevin’s douchey idiocy actually saves Luke’s life, as Luke evades the slasher by diving in to save Kevin. Just think, if Luke had gotten killed here by...I think it was Maddie’s sister? But I cannot recall why she went all Jason Voorhees on young Oakdale. Anyway, imagine it! If Luke had been sliced and diced here, there would have never been a Reid Oliver! So thank you, Kevin. Thank you for being you.

Anywa, although he does CPR all wrong (he’s on TV, so it’s a requirement), Luke saves Kevin’s life.

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When Kevin wakes up at the hospital he thanks Luke for saving him, although I think he seems slightly suspicious that Luke did so just so he could perform CPR. Nevertheless, Kev apologizes for being a massive dick. Everyone’s favourite nitwit Liv announces she's going home. Kevin pouts and tells Luke he might as well go, too. But Luke, being Luke Snyder - and therefore FULL OF LOVE AND WONDERFULNESS - stays. Oh, Luke. *draws hearts* How I adore that kid. Stripes and all.

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jade is still here, kevin gives luke a woody, luke = gayer than a box of birds, crazy oakdale shenanigans, go luke! \o/, luke puts on his big boy pants, luke gets his drama on, luke = love, luke snyder marathon, other oakdale ppl, douchey moments in history

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