Part Eighty-Five: "No one move or the boy dies!"

Jun 21, 2012 17:29

Sadly, Dusty and Damian don't get physical. Damian just orders Dusty to leave then doesn't stick around long enough to see if he actually does. He doesn't. Instead, he goes down to the wine cellar and finds Lucy locked up but just as he's about to get her out a man appears behind him and presses a hard object into his back.

:D

At Java, Jack, looking hot as ever, meets up with Holden of the Dreadful Hair and they try and figure out what to do about the Malta situation.

Back at Fairwinds, Luke arrives and Damian keeps being a manipulative, lying, terrible father. In the cellar, Goon Silvio gets Dusty locked up with Lucy, who Luke is trying to track down because she said she'd be there to say goodbye to him.

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Luke and Damian arrive at the airport. Luke's still worried about Lucy but Damian distracts him. Goon Silvio arrives and tells Damian he's going to Malta with him while Luke's busy checking if it's boarding time. Jack and Holden have gone to the airport to do... something? When they spot Damian and the goon talking, they hide and spy on them! They overhear Damian's evil plan, make a call and dash off... somewhere?

Silvio comes over to Luke and introduces himself as Sergio, a business associate of Damian's and says maybe they can play chess on the flight. When he leaves, Luke makes fun of his bad accent and name drops "The Godfather". Chess and "The Godfather", as if we didn't already know Luke and Reid were MFEO!

Luke and Damian go off to get some food and Holden and Jack sneak onto the plane where a Fed buddy of Jack's arrives. Wow, Jack just called like four minutes ago, Agent Ross must have taken the Oakdale Transporter!

Back in the wine cellar, Dusty and Lucy get all sexy in their restraints. Phew, is it a little hot in here? They manage to get free but burst a gas pipe in the process. Oy. OMG then the cellar explodes and Dusty does this massive dive out of the flames. It's no roundhouse kick but it's pretty awesome. Ugh, what a waste of good wine though.

Silvio reappears and tells Damian they have to get out of there. Methinks he knows Holden and Jack and Agent Ross are on their tail.

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Ohh, okay, Agent Ross is an air marshall, not a Fed, and he was already scheduled to be on the flight. Whatevs. Damian tells Luke they're not going on the plane after all and he is justifiably suspicious. Silvio grabs hold of his arm and tries to drag him away and it's all getting a little crazy when Jack swaggers in wearing his sexy tight jeans and Holden appears with his terrible hair and they're all, "Let go of the boy!" Oh, Luke! You are still a boy, I guess. How old is he now anyway? Seventeen?

Back at Fairwinds, Dusty carries an unconscious Lucy back upstairs when Meg appears and is all, "OMG what happened? Did she get hurt in the explosion? I heard about it on the radio in the car." LOL WTF? The explosion happened like two minutes ago and she heard about it on the radio already? Oh, show.

Meg checks Lucy's breathing with a stethoscope. Did she just happen to have that in her purse? WTF? Is Meg a doctor? I have no idea.

At the airport, guns are drawn and Jack gets shot while Silvio grabs Luke and holds a gun to his head... while bending backwards against a counter? LOL whut? We do get to see a glimpse of Luke's tummy though, which is always nice.

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"Let him go, Sergio!" Damian says all commandingly. Wait, is the goon's real name Silvio or Sergio? Not even the actors can keep up with this nonsense. Luke is AWESOME and elbows Silvergio in the ribs, causing him to drop the gun. He tries to run for it but Holden pistol whips him and then goes all bad ass on Damian. "Give me a reason!" Holden says, aiming the gun at Damian. Okay, that was kind of hot, even with the bad hair.

Luke hugs Holden, n'aww! Then demands answers from Damian. His face! Oh Luke, bb. :(

Back at Fairwinds, Lucy's not doing well. Why has no one called an ambulance yet? Ugh, this show.

The sordid truth comes out at the airport and Van acts the crap out of this scene. His face is awesome, as usual, and his little mouth quivers when he tells Damian that he wouldn't have lied about being sick, right? Oh, Luke! :(

Then it gets even worse. Damian says he was just trying to fix the mess Holden made of raising Luke and that if he'd been the one to raise him, he'd be a kid to be proud of. A real man. Oh no you f'ing didn't, Damian! :|

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so much wtf?, luke's epic teenaged angst, poor bb luke, something died on holden's head, crazy oakdale shenanigans, bad dad is a master of manipulation, luke's face, ninja!dusty on the case, good dad is kinda good after all, luke snyder marathon, messing with luke's big gay head, other oakdale ppl

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