Damn, I'm in a tight spot!

Aug 23, 2008 02:33

Dear Cuties,

When we go on a date and I: fart, pick my nose, laugh at someone, swear, punch someone in the back of the head for walking slow right in front of me, maneuver a cut-sies, stick my tongue out at small children, flip the bird at random, talk loudly, lose interest in your conversation, talk about anime or star wars, check out other babes, flirt with men and women, pretend I'm listening to you while I text or play my gameboy, make references you don't know, chew with my mouth open, let my pants sag, etc -etc and so on... nbsp;  And you happen to get offended; I don't know WHY you would! Please don't take it out on me.

You'll have fun. Trust me, I'm a Doctor.

I'm cooler than you,

Cobra Commander Noah, MD.
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