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Tomorrow I wake up at 6:45 to go to a court house to try and get a $109 jaywalking ticket reduced to $20.
"It was a clear Sunday morning, Judge. Not a car in sight. I am wearing this sweater that is nice enough that you think I am a decent human being, but is not too nice so you think I can actually pay this ridiculous sum of money for doing something I've done since I was a child."
And to think I had always taken jaywalking tickets as some kind of urban myth.
"It was a clear Sunday morning, Judge. Not a car in sight. I am wearing this sweater that is nice enough that you think I am a decent human being, but is not too nice so you think I can actually pay this ridiculous sum of money for doing something I've done since I was a child."
And to think I had always taken jaywalking tickets as some kind of urban myth.