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[no_where_bound]

What an extraordinary day.

Across the road from my cafe, someone for no apparent reason set off a car bomb.

Comments

[i_will_struggle]

Jesus, what? Fucking hell you do attract trouble.

You're right though?

[no_where_bound]

Yes. I'm fine. It was outside.

.... I'd think a shut up be quiet is in order, if you weren't right.

[i_will_struggle]

People don't just set off carbombs.

[no_where_bound]

No, I know that.

...

A bit strange, to be a coincidence, isn't it?

[i_will_struggle]

Coincidences happen all the time ... around you.

[no_where_bound]

They do, don't they? Like a table for two that nobody remembers setting beforehand.

[i_will_struggle]

That iiiiis slightly strange and a little suspicious? Assuming you know your staff don't have memory loss or anything.

[no_where_bound]

Of course nobody has memory loss.