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"Ohh, my stomach! Hahahahaha! Twilight, you've got to see what I just did."
"It's priceless! Hahaha!"
"Come now, Twilight Sparkle. You've got to get into the spirit of things! After all, this is your new home!"
"Not anymore."
"YES! Hahahahaha!"
"Pack your things, Spike. We're leaving. Don't ask where we're going, because I don't know yet. Just... not here."
"Can't... move. The Princess... has been sending these... since I came back upstairs."
"Make it stop!"
"These are all the letters I've written to the Princess since I've lived in Ponyville... but why would she send them back?"
"'Real friends don't care what your cover is. Friendship is a wondrous and powerful thing...'"
"'...and like the path cut through the orchard, there'll always be a way through...'"
"'...the best thing to do is to stay true to yourself...'"
"'...has a special magical connection with her friends--maybe even before she's met them...'"
"Spike! Spike, it's all so clear!"
"Nguh...?"
"Can't you see? Discord's trying to distract us from what's important! He knows how powerful our friendships are, and he's trying to keep us from seeing it."
"Do you remember what I said the first day we arrived in Ponyville? I told you that the future of Equestria didn't rest on me making friends, but the opposite is true."
"The friendships I've made since I've been here are what saved Equestria from Nightmare Moon, and now they need to save it from Discord!"
"Ughhhhhh..."
"You're right, Spike. I've got to fight for my friendships. For them. For me. For Equestria!"
"...oh. Uh... why don't you just stay here and rest? I'll take care of the whole 'fighting for friendships' thing myself."