[A04 - Video] The World of Luceti

[no_use_running]

[Ami's starting small. The video camera shows an average but clean and well-kept fish tank with two fish in it. They seem unconcerned, or more likely, unaware. After a moment, her hand comes into view, with a silver bracelet at the wrist. She sprinkles something, presumably food, into the tank.]I'm glad these two are here. Their names are

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[im_the_cute_one]

That's stupid.

[A long pause.]

That's not what they're saying at all.

[no_use_running]

Ah? Then what is it they're saying?

[im_the_cute_one]

They're saying...

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How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?

[no_use_running]

I'm glad they're that clever.

[im_the_cute_one]

Oh, they aren't that clever. They don't even know the answer. That's why they're asking.

[no_use_running]

But they're fish. They should be smart.

[im_the_cute_one]

No way! Fish are stupid. They only ask questions.

[no_use_running]

Do you really think it seems that way?

[im_the_cute_one]

Well, duh. Everyone knows that's true, right?

[no_use_running]

I didn't know before. You must really like fish to understand them so well.

[im_the_cute_one]

I love fish.

I eat them all the time.

[no_use_running]

I eat them sometimes, too, but I don't really like tuna much.

[im_the_cute_one]

Tuna.

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You can't tuna fish, but you can tuna piano.

[no_use_running]

Huh?

[Multilingual jokes don't pan-translate well. D:]

[im_the_cute_one]

You don't get it? It's really funny.

[no_use_running]

I'm sorry.