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The Basic Stuff
Name? Jennifer Ann Fernandez
Age? 24
Height? 5'3"
Weight? 152
Birthday? April 24, 1981
Birthplace? Glendale, CA
Current Location? La Crescenta, CA
School/Grade? 2038490284028th, Glendale College
Zodiac Sign? Taurus
Chinese Zodiac Sign? Cock
Righty or Lefty? righty
Haircolor? light brown with blonde streaks right now
Eyecolor? brown
Skin Color? paper
About You
What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc)? I have a great mom and dad (Vivian and Carlos), and a half sister named Roxy, and a half brother named Eric
Any Pets? Yes, two.
If So What Are They? A miniature poodle named Chulo and a maltese named Charlie
Favorite Relative? It was my Grampa, and now it's my cousin Luis
Least Favorite Relative? Martha
What's Your Heritage/Race? I am of Cuban and Spanish Descent. First generation american
Political Affilation? liberalish.
Love & Sex
Sexuality? Straight
Are You In A Relationship Now? Yes
If So, With Whom? Scott
For How Long? 3 months now
Are You In Love? Yes
Do You Have A Crush On Anyone? not really
Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex? kind of
How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss? 19!
Virgin? no
If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time? 24 hahaha
Was It Enjoyable? yep
Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed? phsyically? my lips are always nice. right below my ear. place wise? umm, anywhere when it's a surpsise. it's such a happy surprise that way.
Best Love Quote? "remind me this that night we kiss and i really meant it."
Your Friends
Best? Thomas
How Many Do You Have? Enough
More Guys Or Girls? guys
Love Them All? all.
Any You Wish You Were Closer To? yes.
Oldest? Erna
Newest? Joey, Nick, Sara and Hilary
Pen Pal? it used to be Danny from Miami. I don't have one now.
Friends And Words: Associate Them
Pen: 15
Flower : Daisies
Pink : underwear
Window : washer
Heart : love
Mother : the BEST
Bread : wheat
Insane : my aunt
Sunglasses : necessity
Pimp :le
Cross : necklace
Lonely : day shoudl be banned
Car : scott
Music : life
This Or That
Boxers or Briefs? boxers
Thongs or G-Strings? boyshorts/hipsters
Shorts or Pants? pants
Shoes or Barefeet? barefeet
Books or Movies? books
Night or Day? night
Dark or Light? dark
Mountains or Beach? beach
Snow or Sun? sun
Pepsi or Coke? pepsi
Guys or Girls? guys
Swim or Surf? swim
For or Against? for
Gay Marriage? absolutely
Abortion? not my decision
Bush Getting Re-elected? umm, that's impossible
Suicide? bad times
War? sucks
Pants? optional ;)
Clothes In General? love it
Penises? interesting.
Favorites
Color? black
Number? 27
Holiday? Halloween
Season? Winter
Movie? Willy Wonka
Book? Harry Potter
Magazine? Blender
Food? mom's chicken soup
Drink? water
TV Show? The State
Song? Street Spirit
Band? Radiohead
Computer Game? The Sims
Video Game? Final Fantasy 7
Anime/Manga? Sailor Moon!
Shirt? my Brooklyn Dodgers shirt
Pants? my gap jeans
Actor? Ewan McGregor
Actress? Kate Winslet
Singer? Thom Yorke
Flower? Daisies
Scent? the boy, the ocean
Animal? Polar Bears
Cookie? Milk Chocolate chip from Mrs. Fields
The Future
Want To Go To College? NO, I'm tired of college!
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up? an awesome Mom.
Want To Get Married? sure
Want To Have Kids? yep
What Would Their Names Be? Alex1 Alex2 Alex3 Alex4 and Alex5
How Many? I donno, two or three? One?
Where Do You Want To Live? In Los Angeles county
Where Do You Want To Get Married? I would LOVE to get married at the Pacific House in Monterey, that would be my dream come true.
How Do You Want To Die? peacefully.
More Stuff About You
Piercings? just two in each ear.
Tattoos? none yet
Smoke? no
Drink? occassionally
Do Drugs? no
Skinny Dip? no
Greatest Fear? end of the world
Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilla
Go To Church? no
Religion? no
Scars? 13 on my stomach. many others.
CDs Owned? 23840328032. nah, i donno.
Collections? huh?i collect junk, is that a good answer?
Like To Be Naked? don't mind.
Ever Eaten Sushi? yeah i love sushi
An Entire Case Of Oreos? no
Been On Stage? yes
Danced In The Rain? yes
Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex? yes
Weirdest Dream? the one where the news anchor's arm comes out of the tv screen and he points at me and says "NO"
Best Dream? The one where I'm happy forever
Saddest Dream? The ones where my grampa dies again
Dream You Most Wish Would Come True? The ones where I hang out with my favorite movie stars hahah
Think You're Attractive? sure
Shoplifted? yep
Been Caught "Doing Something"? no.
Weirdest Makeout Place? the supply closet at my store
Like Thunderstorms? not really actually
Favorite Shoes? my black chucks
Favorite Quote? immerse your soul in love
Best Advice Given? take things as they come
Worst Advice Given? "be strong"
Favorite Song Lyric? immerse your soul in lovet
What Quote Says Most About Your Life? immerse your soul in love!
Glad This Is Over? no, now i havce nothing to do!
1* First grade teacher's name: Mrs. Pratt
2* Last person you said I love you to: Scott
3* Last song you sang: How to Dissappear Completely
4* Last person you hugged: my Mom
5* Last thing you laughed at: Scott
6* Last time you said I dont remember: Probably on the phone a moment ago
7* Last time you cried: Yesterday morning when I was at the hospital
9* What color socks are you wearing: I'm not wearing socks
10* What's under your bed: Boxes.
11* What time did you wake up today: around 7
12* Current taste:chicken soup
13* Current hair: brown, blonde streaks, messily pulled into a pony tail
14* Current annoyance: kidney stone
15* Current longing: for my niece to live in California
16* Current desktop:on this laptop it's a picture of my two nieces
17* Current worry:when's this damn stone going to pass, am I going to be in pain again
18* Current hate: kidney stones
19* Current clothing: pajama pants and a blue tank top
20* Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex: tummy
21* Last CD that you listened to:Mesmerize - System of a Down
22* Favorite place to be: my store, my house, Scott's house, Palm Springs, vacations, my car, out.
23* Least favorite place: school
24* Favorite sex position: that's a bit personal!!
25* If you could play an(other) instrument:guitar
26* Favorite color:black
27* Do you believe in an afterlife: yes
28* How tall are you: 5'3"
29* Current favorite word/saying: it happens
31* Favorite book: harry potter
32* Favorite season: Winter
33* One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: my grampa
*FUTURE*
35* Where do you want to go for college? Oxford, of course.
36* What is your career going to be like: fruitful
37* How many kids do you want? between one and three
*HAVE YOU EVER...*
39* Said "I love you" and meant it: always
40* Gotten in a fight with your dog/cat/bird/fish, etc: i fight wiht my dogs daily
42* Been to Florida: I just came back from Florida
43* Been to California:I live in California
44* Been to Hawaii: no
45* Been to Mexico: Yes
46* Been to China: no
48* Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: not that i can recall.
*RANDOM*
52* Do you have a crush on someone: on my boyfriend haha
53* What book are you reading now:Hocus Pocus by Kurt Vonnegut
54* Worst feeling in the world: being alone
55* What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning?: something differnet every day-- today it was "better go take some percocet"
56* How many rings before you answer: 2 at least
57* Future daughter's name:Nina
58* Future son's name:Adrian
59* Do you sleep with a stuffed animal:Amos the bear
60* If you could have any job you wanted what would it be? animator for Disney
61* Someone you wish were here: Danielle
62* College plans: shut up
63* Piercings:just two basic holes in each ear.
*THE EXTRA STUFF*
64* Do you do drugs: no
65* Do you drink: ocassionaly on the weekends
67* What kind of Shampoo and Conditioner do you use: now i'm using loreal highlight ones
68* What are you most scared of: being around for the end of the world
69* What clothes do you sleep in: usually just a t-shirt or tank top
70* Who is the last person that called you: Scotty
71* Who is the last person that you called:Scotty
72* Where do you want to get married: The Pacific House in Monterey
74* Who do you really hate: I don't hate anyone. I guess I hate Fidel Castro by default
76* Are you timely or always late:usually late
77* Do you have a job: yes
78* Do you like being around people: yes
79* Are you for world peace: no, i hate peace.
80* Are you a health freak: not really
81* Do you have a "Type" of person you always go after: the nice type.
82* Do you want someone you don't have? nope
83* Are you lonely right now: no i'm just bored
84* Ever afraid you'll never get married: no
85* Do you want to get married: yep
86* Do you want kids? yep
*IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU...*
87* Cried: yes
88* Bought Something: no
89* Gotten Sick: yes!!!!
90* Sang: yeah
91* Said I Love You: yes
92* Wanted To Tell Someone You Loved them: yes
93* Met someone: a nurse
94* Moved on: no
95* Talked To Someone: yes
96* Had A Serious Talk: no
97* Missed Someone: absolutely. a lot, actually.
98* Hugged Someone: yes
99* Yelled at someone: no
100* Dreamed About Someone You Can't Be With: yes
1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Fidel Castro
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Lately, Green Day.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Lately, My tia
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Gouda
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese?
Wonder bread, mayonaise, kraft american cheese, dry salami and ham. No, it doesn't contain the aformentioned cheese.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
Ewan McGregor
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Frank Iero
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Get the Family guy DVD sets
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Florence, Italy
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
food and getting around. getting into the uffizi.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?
Maker's Mark... the gang got me hooked on that shit, who'd have thought?
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
FLorence during the Renaissance, I would go hang out with Boticelli and watch him paint and be crazy.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Be nice to each other.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
It's called the Jenni Show, and it's about how ridiculously weird my life can be.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
"Fuck!"
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Scream bloody murder. God that's a nightmare!!
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
Amos the bear
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Hang out in a room full of the people I love and talk to them for fifteen minutes then spend the last fifteen minutes with Scott.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Flying!!
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
A christmastime wiht my Grampa
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
None, they're what make me what I am.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
Ack I dont' wnat to move... umm I guess Canada
23. This question still counts even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Umm, I donno. the short stop?
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude look at me I can float!"?
hahahah Melisa's house
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
no idea.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
Grampa.
27. What's your theme song?
A Reminder by Radiohead
phew. still bored though.