I told the priest, don't count on any second coming. God got his ass kicked, the first time...

[no_unperfection]

Ali and I had a conversation and decided to compile a list of five people that if we ever got the opportunity to sleep with, we could. Of course the list has stipulations. No one that the chance of you actually getting to sleep with is really good. Kaia Wilson for Ali is out because she lives in Raleigh and she's met her a plethora of times, and emails her back and forth. So here it is...drumroll.

1. Audrey Tautou
2. Paz Vega
3. Monica Bellucci
4. Fiona Apple
5. Lisa Bonet