Room 009 [video]

[no_ufo_ending]

[The video opens on the busy little town of Olivine...as seen through some bushes. And the back of a Glameow head.]

[Henry's so tired he doesn't even bother scolding Burger. He just leans his gear so that the city lights can be seen again. It's dark and the sun is almost down.]

Okay...I woke up in a bathroom. Not...the first time that's happened. But

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[foolishwren]

Olivine?

Well, you're lucky you got here AFTER the bigass typhoon...

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A typhoon? This place gets better and better.

[crying on the inside WHAT IF IT CAME BACK johto sucks oh man what the hell]

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[foolishwren]

First thing you learn about this place is nature wants you dead.

Once you figure that out, it's actually not so bad!

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The monsters I kind of expected to, but the weather?

Oh man.

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[foolishwren]

I think the wilderness in general is just kinda... bloodthirsty.

Have you run into any of those walking pitcher-plants yet?

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[8C if even the weather here was fucked up, this place was like...PeeWee's Playhouse of NIGHTMARES. It was like Silent Hill turned on its head, constructed to distract him from the dangers with pretty colors and cute god-beasts that squeaked and said words like "Vuuulpix" that probably meant LOOK INTO MY EYES AND BEHOLD THE DARK ONE in some other language.]

No, I haven't...

Do they sell hedgetrimmers here?

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[foolishwren]

Haven't seen any, but you could probably get some in Goldenrod... that department store has everything.

Don't think you'll need 'em in this place, though.

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[Heather....Heather you don't seem to understand that Henry wants to MURDER THE VICTREBELL with said hedgetrimmer.]

I hadn't thought about looking at the stores here. I just got here. I don't know where anything is.

[ 8C WHICH MEANT HE'D HAVE TO GO THROUGH ANOTHER JOB INTERVIEW UGUHFNG PEOPLE]

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[foolishwren]

[No... she doesn't understand. Not YET.]

Well, it's a port town... there's mostly just fish. Beach is nice though.

[Not that Henry would know about enjoying things like the beach.]

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[Where there was a beach, there would be tourists. And tourists liked to take pictures...

8I MAYBE THERE'D BE A CAMERA STUIDO.

His spirits look a little better though!]

Huh.

[JESUS HENRY SHUT UP ALREADY.]

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[foolishwren]

[NOBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOUR INANE BABBLING, HENRY. GOD.]

Least it's better than Violet, right?

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It doesn't seem that much different to me...I was sort of starting to get used to things.

I had a job there, at least....I wonder if Mordecai is still there.

I don't know anyone here.

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[foolishwren]

Take it from me-- that place sucks.

[Aw, Henry. Once you two figure out you're both from Planet What the Fuck, you'll be fast frands.]

Need someone to show you to the hotel? Or are you one of those people who just crash in the Center?

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I had enough for a room but something came up.

[He'd gotten a VERY UNPLEASENT ROOM NUMBER and gave the card to somebody else. And SPLIT.

He angles the gear around his ghetto little camp sight.]

I'm roughing it.

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[foolishwren]

[Henry, Johto might have ghosts, but none that melt through your wall and make arglebargle noises.]

... Jeez. Good luck with that. Better hope there's not another typhoon.

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[Henry would normally offer up something like a half whine because BAWW NATURE SUCKS but...instead just takes on the most pitiful Sad Face ever. 8C This was the face of a man who was trying to decide what was worse: ghosts or drowning.

IT WAS A HARD DECISION OKAY.]

Thanks.