Honorary Library & Hall of Fame

Oct 05, 2010 00:39


Kara Thrace Honorary Library & Hall of Fame; Records Office



Attention Patron #1:  Mr. L.J. Adama, it has come to our attention that you have endangered the life of our subject on multiple occasions (see the following entries under "My Account": Occupation/Precipice, Razor, Maelstrom).  Unless you exercise greater caution, your borrowing privileges will be revoked.  Fortunately, your extraordinary efforts in defense and support of Captain Thrace have so far balanced out your account, and she informs us that you are welcome to continue checking her out.  However, please bear this warning in mind.
Respectfully,
Kara Thrace Honorary Library & Hall of Fame, Librarian-in-Chief.

Lee Adama Honorary Library & Hall of Fame; Records Office



Mr. Aaron Doral,
You are cordially invited to receive a special place in the Lee Adama Hall of Fame in honor of unintentional services rendered.  According to our information (consult the final entry in the Bill Adama "webisodes" of Razor), your commitment to method acting in your undercover role as a public relations consultant led you to arrange for Lee Adama's mandatory attendance at the Galactica decommissioning ceremony.  Without your intervention, our subject would have died in the initial attacks.  We salute you, sir, for finally managing to do one useful thing.  The human race and the viewing public are your beneficiaries, though your fellow Cylons will be less inclined to applaud your initiative.
Cheers, 
Lee Adama Hall of Fame, Librarian-in-Chief.

Who would you like to nominate to their Halls of Fame?  Who deserves membership, who deserves rejection, and who will be getting special privileges?

Enjoy! :)

dpp, utter silliness

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