sigh

[no_substitution]

You know what sucks about my "job"? I don't actually get a paycheck. I like paychecks! I don't care if it's my money already. I think my accountant should send me a freaking paycheck. The money is just going to wash anyway, why not!??!

Also, fall semester starts on September 8th. Guess who hasn't done anything about it?

MEEEEEEEEEE

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[magic_fratboy]

That's it: after we finish babyproofing the house, I'm takin' you back to school shopping.

[no_substitution]

Ooooh No. 2 pencils!!

[magic_fratboy]

And Pee-Chee Folders. Don't forget those.

[no_substitution]

And all those things that your mom buys and you never use. I never used those erasers that you capped onto the end of the pencil.

[fear_noevil]

What do you got left to do?

[no_substitution]

Um, register for classes, find housing (which is just plain fun so I'm not sweating it), buy books, figure out where stuff is on campus, orientation, buy a mini fridge to put next to the regular fridge because all college students should have mini-fridges, buy a new laptop because lime green isn't Ivy Leaguey, find a dog walker, a housekeeper and a coffee shop equidistant between my apartment and campus.

Buy you one of those dorky sweatshirts.

[fear_noevil]

We can get most of that shit done in no time flat. Including the sweatshirt.

[no_substitution]

Well that's good 'cause I have like two weeks!