Meme || Fandom
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
01. Bruce Banner.
02. Maria Hill.
03. Phil Coulson.
04. Tony Stark.
05. Natasha Romanoff.
06. Thor.
07. Myself.
08. Steve Rogers.
09. Happy Hogan.
10. Clint Barton.
11. Justin Hammer.
12. James Rhodes.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Thor/Justin Hammer.)
I - No. I definitely have not and certainly wouldn't be interested in pursuing it.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Tony Stark.)
I'm not even going to grace this with an answer.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (James Rhodes/Steve Rogers.)
I think, after the initial chaos of figuring out how that's even possible (though, honestly, these days I think everything's possible), it would certainly be a very patriotic baby.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? (Happy Hogan.)
No. It's a bit unfortunate, I don't think Happy gets as much appreciation as he deserves.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Maria Hill/Thor.)
I don't see why not. I'm not sure Thor is prepared for that level of woman, though.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Natasha Romanoff/Happy Hogan or Natasha Romanoff/Clint Barton.)
Natasha and Clint, of course. I think there's definitely some underlying attraction there anyway, and, honestly, I'm rather partial to Happy.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Myself, Maria Hill/James Rhodes.)
I would politely excuse myself and walk as far from the situation as possible.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Phil Coulson/Clint Barton.)
I've never been really creative. Though I think it'd be sweet if Clint sat vigilantly next to Phil's bedside during his recovery.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Bruce Banner/Steve Rogers.)
Everything is fluff when either one of those two is involved.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Myself/James Rhodes.)
Oh God ... Um. "Hometown Glory" - it's my favourite Adele song. I suspect it could be used for a variety of reasons, so why not this.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Tony Stark/Bruce Banner.)
Have you seen these two together? Trust me, no plot device needed.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? (Myself.)
Oh my God, I hope not. I find the internet a scary place and haven't been able to bring myself to google myself. I'm suddenly terrified of what I might find.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Phil Coulson.)
Unlikely. I'm certain his status isn't disclosed to the public.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Justin Hammer.)
I'd be willing to bet money that Justin Hammer does.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Maria Hill/Tony Stark/Natasha Romanoff.)
Tony would. Please don't give him the idea.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Clint Barton.)
I can only imagine. I'm sure he gets very creative with it, though.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Steve Rogers.)
I suppose "Star-Spangled Man" doesn't count?
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Bruce Banner/Thor/James Rhodes.)
We're just going to skip this one entirely.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? (Maria Hill/Clint Barton.)
"Is your aim always that good?"
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Natasha Romanoff.)
I can't say I ever have.
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink? (Thor.)
Goats.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Justin Hammer/Happy Hogan.)
I'm pretty sure he would. Drunk and sober. Well, I mean, he'd try to at any rate.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Phil Coulson/Myself.)
I'd like to refuse this question on the basis that we have a very comfortable friendship and this could make things entirely too awkward.
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. (Bruce Banner, Happy Hogan, Tony Stark, Justin Hammer, James Rhodes, Natasha Romanoff, Phil Coulson.)
"One Night in Bangkok." Clint would read it, Tony would read it, Thor would read it. Tony and Clint would also collaborate on writing it.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Myself/Steve Rogers.)
I'd feel very flattered.
((Tweaked to fit the people Pepper knows in his canon. Think of it as a bit of crack.))
01. Bruce Banner.
02. Maria Hill.
03. Phil Coulson.
04. Tony Stark.
05. Natasha Romanoff.
06. Thor.
07. Myself.
08. Steve Rogers.
09. Happy Hogan.
10. Clint Barton.
11. Justin Hammer.
12. James Rhodes.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Thor/Justin Hammer.)
I - No. I definitely have not and certainly wouldn't be interested in pursuing it.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Tony Stark.)
I'm not even going to grace this with an answer.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (James Rhodes/Steve Rogers.)
I think, after the initial chaos of figuring out how that's even possible (though, honestly, these days I think everything's possible), it would certainly be a very patriotic baby.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? (Happy Hogan.)
No. It's a bit unfortunate, I don't think Happy gets as much appreciation as he deserves.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Maria Hill/Thor.)
I don't see why not. I'm not sure Thor is prepared for that level of woman, though.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Natasha Romanoff/Happy Hogan or Natasha Romanoff/Clint Barton.)
Natasha and Clint, of course. I think there's definitely some underlying attraction there anyway, and, honestly, I'm rather partial to Happy.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Myself, Maria Hill/James Rhodes.)
I would politely excuse myself and walk as far from the situation as possible.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Phil Coulson/Clint Barton.)
I've never been really creative. Though I think it'd be sweet if Clint sat vigilantly next to Phil's bedside during his recovery.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Bruce Banner/Steve Rogers.)
Everything is fluff when either one of those two is involved.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Myself/James Rhodes.)
Oh God ... Um. "Hometown Glory" - it's my favourite Adele song. I suspect it could be used for a variety of reasons, so why not this.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Tony Stark/Bruce Banner.)
Have you seen these two together? Trust me, no plot device needed.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? (Myself.)
Oh my God, I hope not. I find the internet a scary place and haven't been able to bring myself to google myself. I'm suddenly terrified of what I might find.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Phil Coulson.)
Unlikely. I'm certain his status isn't disclosed to the public.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Justin Hammer.)
I'd be willing to bet money that Justin Hammer does.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Maria Hill/Tony Stark/Natasha Romanoff.)
Tony would. Please don't give him the idea.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Clint Barton.)
I can only imagine. I'm sure he gets very creative with it, though.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Steve Rogers.)
I suppose "Star-Spangled Man" doesn't count?
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Bruce Banner/Thor/James Rhodes.)
We're just going to skip this one entirely.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? (Maria Hill/Clint Barton.)
"Is your aim always that good?"
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Natasha Romanoff.)
I can't say I ever have.
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink? (Thor.)
Goats.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Justin Hammer/Happy Hogan.)
I'm pretty sure he would. Drunk and sober. Well, I mean, he'd try to at any rate.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Phil Coulson/Myself.)
I'd like to refuse this question on the basis that we have a very comfortable friendship and this could make things entirely too awkward.
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. (Bruce Banner, Happy Hogan, Tony Stark, Justin Hammer, James Rhodes, Natasha Romanoff, Phil Coulson.)
"One Night in Bangkok." Clint would read it, Tony would read it, Thor would read it. Tony and Clint would also collaborate on writing it.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Myself/Steve Rogers.)
I'd feel very flattered.
((Tweaked to fit the people Pepper knows in his canon. Think of it as a bit of crack.))