Jun 17, 2007 21:43
TO ALL AUDITIONEES:
I'm probably going to end up as the lead backstage crewman. This means I will be in charge of everything but the actors. This means I will be eating, sleeping, and basically living backstage. Behind the curtains---that's my domain. No tresspassing.
So, my bitchy little thespian friends, do me a favor and don't fuck up my play with your drama ♥. I wouldn't want any of you to have an accident. Things happen backstage, you know? It'd be a real shame.
...And I really don't care about my feelings and shit, so no, not gonna write about them. You'll live.