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Calumnies are answered best with silence.
* Volpone (1606), Act II, sc. ii
I wanna be Ben Jonson when I grow up. Fuck. Satirical fao fox. Volpone. I mean, he wrote these plai plays, right. Satire. Sh
he was in jail TWICE, for killin' this actor, Gabriel Spun Se Spenser, but he got out, right, he got out 'cause he CONVERTED to CATHOLICISM an sai HE WAS A PRI PREIST, got the benefit of fuckin' CLERGY. Fuckin' brilliant. An' writin a play about fuckin' Scots when James I was on the str thron, jesus. I want balls like that.
Fuckin' Jacobean an' Elizabth plays. Good shit, for real. Better yet with a fatty or two.
Didn't hafta be a bricklayer jus 'cause his daddy said so, neither. Ben Jonson, man. Fuckin' ace.
CHORES
* My laundry. It's in the basket next to my bed in the Cave of Awesome (aka my room)
* My car needs washed. I will supervise. Wear a white shirt.
* Every time anyone asks you why you're doin shit for me, you tell them "Kankurou is my god". Elaborate as necessary.
* Write in your journal about how much you LOVE what a beefcake I am ♥. Adjectives are great. Feel free to express yourself with pictures.
♥ Kankurou
* Volpone (1606), Act II, sc. ii
I wanna be Ben Jonson when I grow up. Fuck. Satirical fao fox. Volpone. I mean, he wrote these plai plays, right. Satire. Sh
he was in jail TWICE, for killin' this actor, Gabriel Spun Se Spenser, but he got out, right, he got out 'cause he CONVERTED to CATHOLICISM an sai HE WAS A PRI PREIST, got the benefit of fuckin' CLERGY. Fuckin' brilliant. An' writin a play about fuckin' Scots when James I was on the str thron, jesus. I want balls like that.
Fuckin' Jacobean an' Elizabth plays. Good shit, for real. Better yet with a fatty or two.
Didn't hafta be a bricklayer jus 'cause his daddy said so, neither. Ben Jonson, man. Fuckin' ace.
CHORES
* My laundry. It's in the basket next to my bed in the Cave of Awesome (aka my room)
* My car needs washed. I will supervise. Wear a white shirt.
* Every time anyone asks you why you're doin shit for me, you tell them "Kankurou is my god". Elaborate as necessary.
* Write in your journal about how much you LOVE what a beefcake I am ♥. Adjectives are great. Feel free to express yourself with pictures.
♥ Kankurou