Ho-de-fragging-Ho! Here is a stocking stuff written for
kungfuwaynewho, who's been very, very good this year. Really very good; this story is a riff off her excellent
A Pair of Sweatpants. Hers was classic hurt/comfort. This....is not.
And while John Sheridan is the last person I would think is prone to interior monologues, if he was, this is how I imagine they would go.
"a little kinky..."